Hey! If you are reading this, good news! That must mean you are alive! Fantastic! In the case you are dying as you read this message; consult a living doctor as dead doctors will offer nothing but silence in whatever strenuous situation you may be currently involved in. Whether it be an Alligator wrestling accident or an incident involving running absolutely naked with wild badgers. If these examples pertain to you please contact a psychologist or Canadian for appropriate answers to your scenario.

Thank you.

If that made you laugh that kinda shows you my writing style. Though I can definitely be serious if appropriate. I like Role-Playing anything from action adventure towards large world events towards fantasy or science fiction. I also enjoy modern day as well and love history so anything to do with past events or things inspired by ancient historical items or stories are things I very much enjoy.

I have role played for a long time and I can see myself at least being fairly competent. I shouldn't be waving a cane and telling others back in my day we used to role play with stone tablets and rocks though. I think I can be fairly fine in most scenarios I see here and hope I can make others have fun, be tense and look forward to advancing whatever role play I am in whether as the driving force or as someone watching myself as to how it unfolds.

As for genres I suppose I enjoy post apocalyptic, modern day, world ending, or historical events. I also don't mind things with history whether it be angels, monsters, vampires and the like. I prefer any kind of role play whether it be a big group or with just one other person. I believe regardless the point is to have fun and have a interesting world that challenges the characters and the writers.

Though, I do believe I look for something somewhat fast paced but could also be advanced and complex with its writing and character development. I love seeing characters grow, evolve, and change and I like seeing people be tested or to think things differently. It is amusing as well as how the journey goes and how things are interpreted. I like playing antagonists for the reasons of making them more sympathetic and believable while also seeing how they justify their own actions whether it be terrible or self destructive. I find those characters to make things more engaging for everyone.

As for myself, I rock climb, I paint, I write a lot and I love studying history and the modern world. Video games are also a must have as well because those things are just entertaining but school and work take a lot of my time so it does worry me about what I can do on here which is why I might remain in the shorter or potentially longer forums but hopefully this shall suffice as an introduction!

I found all my mistakes and am already feeling I should have put more effort it!

Thank you though! I appreciate it Genkai! I am sorry I slightly rushed it, if I don't post it I will take forever to respond as I meticulously look over every word and believe I still need to do more! Though I hope to find something here as well as look forward to posting on the guild here.

I feel like I don't know what I should do next. I've not role played since school started so I am a bit rusty and have not joined a forum like this before. Though I definitely look forward to writing with you as well!

As for my hobbies I shall expand them! I've died nearly four times! I don't know if I can necessarily call that a hobby but I have been in two severe car accidents which neither of them I was the driver. I also almost drowned and also was in a coma. I think this will be more interesting to tell people about but its something that is at least interesting. Hilariously, have not suffered a rock climbing incident and thank the universe that I haven't stabbed a pencil through my hand yet with writing.

Though, also enjoy reading as well and watching anime as well.

Hey, being proud of your writing to almost a maddening obsession is what we all love right? XP

In terms of where you might start, perhaps a one on one would be the best way to shake off your rust. You only need work with one other person and so plotting and pace move at the speed you're comfortable with. If life steals you away for a couple of days, most folks are pretty understanding and some even prefer a more slow pace compared to a frantic posting schedule. With one on ones, you can also dictate posting size in terms of paragraphs, you do that with groups as well but one on ones often allow for more adjustment if you're having an 'off day' or something.

Wow, you have a lot of lies. Or you did and used some up. :/ That's pretty crazy though! Clearly life isn't done with you yet. I hope writing is a bit more of a safe activity for you. :3 And watching anime or reading, etc are also more harmless hobbies. I haven't seen anime in a few years though I still go back to the classics like The Slayers, Yu Yu Hakusho and Ranma 1/2 every now and then. Oh I'm just being a wistful old lady now...haha.

Exactly! I agree with you! The good old days of people writing like this in comparison to "Wnt 2 rp?"

I shivered just typing that out. I swear I just lost a fraction of whatever time I have left typing that out! I apologize to those that do type like that. Must be such a hard life. u.u

I agree though I do not know much people here as of yet. What about you Genkai? What have you been up too? I can understand the slow pace and the idea of the frantic posting schedule. Sometimes gets out of hand when you miss a day and then realize all these things have happened and you have to read to catch up before realizing you must read more because it has continued since then! XD

Also, good idea with school being the absolutely vicious and soul sucking institution it is. I understand you there though. Getting out of college just to get into university going to be so excited to continue more years of constant reading and writing thing I don't like! DX

As for lies? XD I assume lives but made me laugh and I will go with that one! I have tons of lies see! I once fought a hippo in a Chinese toe wrestling match where we bet the winner would have to swallow an entire cabbage whole. There is one for you but as for live I have some left. Darn rain gods trying to end my life. I raise my fist as I beg them to make it rain here more! Those scoundrels! That was not the deal! Though hope writing is a safer endeavor as for anime and reading that is fun too. Also, go for it! Watch anime! I do it when I do homework and trust me I have endless amounts of that! You can do it too! Those are solid classics though have never seen Ranma 1/2! I know I am ashamed. Though you aren't old, let me tell you!

Back in my day we used to have this thing called outside. It was a wondrous place. People don't know if it now but it exists I tell ya! Joking aside, you are fine. I'm not young and I see on your profile you are 24. Same here so hopefully I can at least relate there and hey! I don't consider myself old yet so you must take that back!

Wow, that even hurt to read. My IQ dipped just a tad there...so thank you haha.

You don't need to know anyone to write with them, you can make an interest check and make friends through writing that way. I know someone here who I've been writing with for over five years, some on and off and others are new but I love meeting fellow writers so I'm sure you'll find just as many partners! Let's see I GM a few Advanced Group RPs. I have a few one on ones which are a bit slow lately but that's okay, life is busy so I understand the need to go slow. I'd rather someone take their time than rush rush rush. I tend to go with fandom RPs because I have more fun developing canons than go an original route but original RPs have been fun in the past. I do have a good Fire Emblem based RP kicking off, I have a Game of Thrones, Legend of Korra, Naruto, a few others...I have two sci-fi/fantasy group RPs kciking off as well.

It sounds like a lot but I love it. I just graduated with a degree in Creative Writing and am job hunting so I have more time on my hands than I usually do. I have found roleplaying has helped my academic writing though. It's a great outlet for creativity. Of course it does mean school tended to pull my attention and call for unexpected hiatuses but I'm more active now. Some people can juggle a lot, others can't, it all depends on how "fair" life decides to be I believe.

Oh crap, did I make a typo? It is 11 PM here and I'm juggling a few tabs. Still, such an embarrassment is unacceptable and I must go throw my head in the oven...brb.

Urgh, it takes too long to pre-heat.

Hey rain is awesome. Rain is our friend. The sun...the sun is thy enemy. But hey I like the way you swallow cabbages. Very nice. You've never seen Ranam 1/2? Yes you should feel utterly ashamed. Tisk tisk tisk. It's a classic. Who doesn't love the zany antics of a boy turning into a girl when he's hit by cold water? Not to mention a guy changing into a cute lil piglet. I mean that's as real as life gets right there, it may as well be a documentary. XD

Outside? I haven't downloaded that DLC yet. Oh crap? Does it say I'm 24? Still? Shit, no I'm 26, nearing 27...wait...really? Yes, I hate counting to high numbers so I'm never quite sure...so yes, I am old. Respect your elders and remember I walked to school uphill both ways in six foot snow.

"Bad at introductions"

*proceeds to write a six paragraph highly-detailed introduction

Oh, I do apologize but for someone of your caliber I believe you can regrow those brain cells exceptionally fast. Though I don't want to be thanked for that!

You seemed to be involved in lots of interesting role plays and I will take a look. I am interested in scifi and fantasy themes as well as Fire Emblem and Naruto being ones I feel I could easily be involved with. I agree with your outlook though, I guess I am just shy despite making a baboon out of myself. Though you have interesting likes and seems you have definitely enjoyed this place so it gives me high hopes!

It is alright! Don't freak me out like that! I shall put my hand in a blender in retaliation! Though blenders don't need to be preheated so my mistake would be realized instantaneously once I do it! As for creative writing it is also something I am doing as well which is interesting though I also have historical studies I am curious in. Though I enjoy your humor seems we have very much the same! I enjoy that and you have already gotten the seal of approval from me which makes you definitely cool.

As for rain, I love the rain. Too damn bad I live in a desert. Though great.... I am totally making you have the wrong ideas about me! Next it'll be: "That guy swallows cabbages, he must totally be into yaoi role plays!" Though there is nothing wrong with that I just already know that is where it will lead me too!

Never seen Ranma so I shall commit sudoku since I have disgraced myself. (Yes, sudoku! The ancient number puzzle game potentially created by Howard Garns!) Though Ranma does sound fun and entertaining definitely!

Yea, I have heard outside sucks since the last patch to it. Apparently they added too many birds and they keep pooping on cars over here. Though that is hilarious so you are older than me! Damn XD But I shall respect you oh, gracious one and forever your knowledge of piglets and documentaries of gender bending be always known!

I'm glad it is up too standard Hostile! I just didn't know what to expect. I usually look at other people who have done theirs but decided to go in blind so honestly didn't know if I shot too far or failed and I feel I am incredibly dreadful at them even still!

A rate limit!? Well that is new to me so hope I can respond soon with this!

You give my brain far too much credit, but it thanks you all the same!

I tend to go for stories that put a bit more a priority on character development and growth over trying to see who can swing the heaviest sword. And I hope that's not doublespeak. Buuut it could be. Trust me, you're in good hands around here. No one seems to remember any accidental blunders or slip ups, unless by chance you find some epic arch enemy around here, in which case what your back and your grammar. I still vouch for one on ones, but I'm biased there. One on ones are my jam and marmalade. Mmmmm.

Oh don't use the blender, that would be a horrid mess to clean up! Having an interest in historical studies is pretty neat, it's a field not many seem to delve into these days, sadly. I've seen quite a few historical roleplays (either in the traditional sense of with add bits of paranormal or fantasy elements thrown in) around here so I'm sure you can find something to tickle your fancy. Awww thank you for your seal of approval. I may just print it and pin it to the fridge. Gotta capture those moment of humans being bros, am I right?

Oh gosh, you mean you won't do sexy guy on guy buttsex? Why are we still talking then? XD

You live in a desert huh? You sure you don't mean dessert? Cause I'd love to meet a guy who has an apple pie as a next door neighbor. I might even pay you a visit and munch on your chocolate chip cookie roof. Oh jeez, my brain is wandering because I didn't eat much dinner and there are cookies I could be eating but I should finish my Star Trek post...urgh responsibilities. Being a responsible adult sucks when it's almost midnight...

Oh no! No sudoku! I would never wish that upon my worst enemy! Too many numbers, not enough fingers and toes!

Birds are the worst, being so cheerful in the morning when I'm try to sleep.

Oh and be sure to stay off my lawn! If I had a lawn. >___> Just don't put me in a retirement home with slow wi-fi, you may as well throw me in a ditch at that point...

So in terms of roleplaying interests, do you think you'd go for slice of life, historic, sci-fi or some kind of medley? Can't beat a good medley.

Welcome to the show, kiddo!

I'm so glad that I'm still alive. I thought after the badger incident I would have gone the way of John Cleese's parrot and joined the choir invisible. I was sure that the sign that said, 'do not feed the badgers, don't chase the badgers. Definitely don't do either or both when naked', was less of a warning and more a challenge. No sign tells me what to do. I don't have access to a Canadian and my psychologist blocked me on all social media platforms. Is there another alternative?

All that aside, it's good to see a new face here! You'll fit right in sure enough and find lots of fun RPs and fun partners. They're all fun here. Which sounds really ominous, like Pennywise insisting that, they all float down here, but I promise there's no sewer clowns to be found on RPGuild.

If you have any questions or just wanna chat, don't be shy! PM me. I have more to say about the different breeds of clown. Spoiler: they're all horrifying.

Oh come on, you must have graduated from an expensive school where teachers taught you the most mundane of thing! Can't just be me here suffering that! Though hilariously I may want to be a teacher just shows how evil in life I truly am. Wanting to make children suffer I am no better than tyrants.

I agree with you though, I love character development and while I can find action interesting action can also develop from emotional or psychological trauma. As I have stated before I enjoy antagonists for the reason of humanizing them. A good antagonist makes for a great story. Especially when it makes people wonder if they truly are the good people in these stories. Showing how rebellions cause harm and kill innocent people, how creating lack of law leads to the terrible treatment of humanity. Things like that which we never see but that are definitely there. I have interesting family history involving that so it makes me want to learn more and read about those people. I know how to have sympathy and I think it makes people think more of their characters and who they are. Death Note I still enjoy because it does action in a completely different way. Just interesting to show that there is more than just pulling a sword in a battle.

Alright! Genkai says to make an arch enemy! Hey Hostile! If you are still here let us fight! Just messing around this is not serious though I may just go with your marmalade suggestion.

I just like human history I believe it is the greatest story ever told by humans. Of our brutal successes and our terrifying downfalls. Human history is a crazy story and it is sad that many times we do not hear the story of the losers you only hear the history of the winners. So I like exploring those that have lost and seeing what they may have dealt with afterwards. I can do fantasy and I guess I will go one on one then. Would you like to do one with me? Was that a sly suggestion towards a hint of a possibility of role playing together? XD

Though you need to make it into a badge and wear it proudly on your shirt as you tell people how cool you are! That would be epic!

Hey! Don't presume! I didn't say I would be against it. I'm just not going to be the guy only known just for that! XD But fine! Leave me! D: I shall enjoy all the yuri role plays with the rest of the guys then! Joking aside I don't mind either and am not against either. I do have varying characters I like to represent in my stories.

I wish that were the truth. It is midnight here too! Don't worry! You can do what I do and eat your arm for sustenance! I mean just think about it! It is readily available meat right there! What's the downside! Though I would agree with you I would chow down on some grass if it was made out of candy. Though I would look like a cow and an idiot because it would just be real grass if I tried to do that here.

Ten out of ten there you amazed me with your response to my sudoku comment. I cannot even reply with how amazing yours was.

I hate birds. My cousins pet parrot always bites me the little bastard! I meant mustard! Yes, mustard. I did not curse! >.>
Wal-mart WiFi router in there for good measure if you want? It'd be the same thing like the retirement home but cheaper and more ecologically economically friendly!

I think I can go for anything at this point I am not too choosy I believe but historic or slice of life sound interesting haven't done those in ages!

Thank you AllOurPrettySongs! That is too long DX I'll just call you pretty! No wait, that may be taken as flirtation! Songs it is! No, there are songs about love. I cannot do that! Our sounds fine I guess? You crazy!? That means to belong or to associate with the speaker and she is not mine! DX All! Yep, calling you All. Though that may reference that they are into all relationships...

Well tough luck All it is then! XD

Though laughed at your response there! As for your lack of Canadians and Psychologists, I believe access towards any animal may suffice! So go back to those badgers again! And be free!

Clowns you say? I am Hispanic, I can take care of your clown problem if need be. Killed some brightly colored mimes in my past could definitely hunt these wise pennies in a snitch!

I can totally PM you and do not worry I am not afraid of clowns. XD I even unfortunately have a picture still of me at five years old dressed as a clown for Halloween. u.u Yea, yea laugh it out now, don't know why I wore that one but I regret it to this day!

Mundane...like math? Math: the writer's fatal weakness. I'm actually trying to get into teaching English abroad, but I hate kids sooo don't tell my prospective employers. :3

I think it's great you seem inclined to play layered characters. I think it's tough to balance out motives and interest which I think are ever-changing like in real life. Antagonists can be fun to play, I think a lot of folks enjoy playing the bad boy/bad girl from time to time. I know it's not something I do well so I can commend those who can take someone a bit questionable and give them some added depth and reasoning behind their actions, even if they're not so agreeable at times. In terms of playing in the dark, so to speak, I am sure you'd be able to find an outlet for such interests. I know I've seen a few RPs where there is an emphasis on dark, nefarious worlds and characters.

Oh no, you've uncovered my ruse. Now I must make a Case Close/Detective Conan/Spiral reference and say "Only one truth prevails." or "There is one simple truth" or something. If we have interests that connect, sure! I'm always down for more one on ones. I used be quite a famous one on one whore, I'll have you know. XP

And I'd love the world to know an internet stranger thinks I'm cool. Honestly I've peaked, it's all downhill from here.

Well to be fair, we can have girl on girl and guy and guy though I'm mostly a sucker for some guy on girl, I know that's pretty unheard of these days...I tend to plan a character before their sexuality. Some folks go for the focus on sexuality more though, everyone's different I suppose haha.

That is true, cannibalism seems so convenient. But I doubt I have enough flavor. Salt and pepper would be nice though who am I to complain when I've got two arms to eat? Some people don't have any arms to eat. I've gotta wager though, you're somewhere in the sweet sunny state of CA huh? Unless Washington has a desert filled with desserts that they've been hiding from me.

Awesome, more top marks, all thanks to you teach!

Aww slice of life is fun but it's not for everyone. I've done some fun slice of life stuff. Ya know cute stuff, kids in high school, somewhere in Japan, both kinda lonely, both become pals and find an old shrine in the middle of nowhere, bike around town and use the shrine as a hideout to hangout. So cute. Then my partner bailed so yeah. And then there was another one but if I think about long lost stories, I'll get long lost in sadness. But stories and partners end without closure a lot of the time, you've got to learn to accept that fact. So enjoy the RPs you have now and try to make them last. A partner with good communication and a readiness to meet you halfway is a great find.

My username is the only way I get compliments. It forces people to call me pretty. Take that, actually being pretty to earn compliments! Beat the system. But I like All, because it makes it sound like I am some kind of higher being that speaks in many different voices at once. I am all, and we all aim to be called pretty. What a pickle you've got yourself into, kemosabe. What a pickle.

Brb gotta rejoin my badger brethren. Their cries summon.
Any animal? Well, I'm Australian, so that could end up being really dangerous. This is a country of dangerous creatures; we're overrun. How about you take care of the clowns and I'll keep the billion venomous hellspawn at bay?
Don your clown costume once more so you may infiltrate the clown lair/nest.

For the God Emperor!

Sorry just had to respond for Hank there XD

You know what sucks? I am good at math and I still hate it. I can do it mentally and instead of being proud of being capable of doing it. I am sad because it seems like it is such an absolutely pointless trait! I can do it on my phone why do I need to think so hard to find out how many skittles are in this jar!?

Those darn half humans! Little gremlins that run about the place! XD I understand though I take care of my baby sister so it has shown me both upsides and downsides. Though I am teaching her things just to see what happens. Like telling her the sky is water and that is why it is blue and that is why airplanes can "swim" through the water and when it rains it is because too much is up there. She is only six so I can keep this up but for right now it is hilarious. I hope this doesn't have any repercussions in the future. Though I call her dear leader, dictator, or Medusa when she becomes crazy. Now I am portraying that I am an absolutely terrible brother XD I am not I swear! I just got her ice cream today but she drives me mad at sometimes especially when people think she is my daughter!

I like layers to characters. It is like cake. Never a downside having more layers of cake! I do agree though and making characters human is what drives me the most. Though, I wouldn't say they are bad boys or girls but more just have their own motivations as to why. A dictator may be cruel to people but that may have happened because he was abused by the same powers when his people were abused and now he takes care of his own while being a monster at the same time. Things like that happen all the time and I find that more entertaining. It doesn't have to be dark but I think it needs to be more varied. I like when you don't know who the good guy is as well as who the bad guy is. It makes it for people to decide and is a challenge.

I knew it! I found you out! But we can totally try! I might sleep soon but we can give it a shot!

Yep, I am sorry, your greatness came with those short words I spoke in your honor and you shall never live to reach such heights again. I apologize for your loss.

You are fine, I don't focus only on romance though I don't mind it either but if it happens it happens and I am more comfortable with whatever the person I role play is comfortable with! I develop my characters and I don't necessarily feel I decide their sexuality but that it depends on the situation and what is happening. Not saying all my characters are bisexual either there are characters that have definitive orientations but that characters are developed with the time, place, and setting of the story as well as those other characters around them as well. Which makes it all the more interesting.

I'm totally nomming on my arm right now. If I totally lived in a dessert that means my arms would taste like ice cream I hope! Though for shame! You believe me to be some Californian! I scoff at such an accusation! Placing me at the level of those people who do not even know how to make roads without traffic and hipster restaurants! I chuck a gerbil in your direction to show my disgust.

XD I am in the state of Nevada! So don't lump me in with those heathens! Slight jokes aside!

We will have exams on Wednesday so keep this up G!

We can do slice of life but I will be honest with you I have never done that I believe ever and don't necessarily know what I can do. XD Not that I don't love slice of life I find it entertaining and interesting though I am curious in how I would do. As for that role play though it does sound fun and amazing. While I apologize to what happened to it. The story was at least told. Very many aren't and I am glad you at least got to enjoy that bit of it! Though do not worry more stories will come and enjoy those that you remember because they won't disappear from your memories!

Now I need good communication and I can meat halfway! So you in Mongolia? I can start digging now if you start digging tomorrow morning. We should meet up like a couple years from now if the heat doesn't kill us!

My username is the only way I get compliments. It forces people to call me pretty. Take that, actually being pretty to earn compliments! Beat the system. But I like All, because it makes it sound like I am some kind of higher being that speaks in many different voices at once. I am all, and we all aim to be called pretty. What a pickle you've got yourself into, kemosabe. What a pickle.

Brb gotta rejoin my badger brethren. Their cries summon.
Any animal? Well, I'm Australian, so that could end up being really dangerous. This is a country of dangerous creatures; we're overrun. How about you take care of the clowns and I'll keep the billion venomous hellspawn at bay?
Don your clown costume once more so you may infiltrate the clown lair/nest.

XD Awe! Do not say it like that! Pretty sure people will call you pretty! Though totally made me laugh! I like All though! Sounds foreboding! Like the next Icelandic election! Still though I think it is interesting though I have gotten myself into a cucumber that has been sitting in vinegar!

Go! Lead the badgers against all other animals! Though, I have been to Mexico and let me tell you there are tons there that like being terrifying like the Bullet Ant and the Warrior Wasp!

I'll totally take on these clowns and make them wish that black and blue was the color of their uniforms and that red they were seeing was simply lipstick gushing out of them!

It will be a good day!