Greetings from the Luchalliance.
It has come to our attention that there is some confusion, some wonder, possibly even some outright worry, concerning our intent in the upcoming TZDL Tournament. I am here to lay this confusion to rest, to alleviate this wonder, and to allay this worry.
Our intent is simple: we intend to provide only the finest and highest-quality beatings the world has ever known, and we're willing to stand by our world-class thrashings.
Luchalliance senior competitor Tezcatlipoca has offered to demonstrate the quality and craftsmanship of Luchalliance drubbings in an exhibition match held prior to* the Duel League tournament, demonstrating our good faith, our Code of Glorious Conduct, and our ability in the ring all three. Any competitor who wishes to experience first-hand the care and passion that goes into a top-quality face-breaking may step into the ring in a bout against Rey de la Oscuridad II, the Fifth Apocalypse of the Luchalliance.
Nor are we stingy in our offerings! Nay - the Luchalliance is a generous organization which is willing to demonstrate the fine workmanship of our signature brand of torture to any number of competitors who wish to sample our wares. Lobo Negro de las Cinco Llamas, our Rudo Hunter, has offered to stand by El Rey's side should RPGuild's Arena competitors decide they wish to assemble a right and proper bruise party.
Come, friends! Allow the Luchalliance to offer you a show unlike any you've ever seen - and send you back to your home in contentment, wisdom, and quite possibly a body cast.
It has come to our attention that there is some confusion, some wonder, possibly even some outright worry, concerning our intent in the upcoming TZDL Tournament. I am here to lay this confusion to rest, to alleviate this wonder, and to allay this worry.
Our intent is simple: we intend to provide only the finest and highest-quality beatings the world has ever known, and we're willing to stand by our world-class thrashings.
Luchalliance senior competitor Tezcatlipoca has offered to demonstrate the quality and craftsmanship of Luchalliance drubbings in an exhibition match held prior to* the Duel League tournament, demonstrating our good faith, our Code of Glorious Conduct, and our ability in the ring all three. Any competitor who wishes to experience first-hand the care and passion that goes into a top-quality face-breaking may step into the ring in a bout against Rey de la Oscuridad II, the Fifth Apocalypse of the Luchalliance.
Nor are we stingy in our offerings! Nay - the Luchalliance is a generous organization which is willing to demonstrate the fine workmanship of our signature brand of torture to any number of competitors who wish to sample our wares. Lobo Negro de las Cinco Llamas, our Rudo Hunter, has offered to stand by El Rey's side should RPGuild's Arena competitors decide they wish to assemble a right and proper bruise party.
Come, friends! Allow the Luchalliance to offer you a show unlike any you've ever seen - and send you back to your home in contentment, wisdom, and quite possibly a body cast.
