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Is there any way to make Sion to Zaveed, as Barbas is to Dovahkiin?


A mangy pest with a big mouth and few redeeming features? Sounds about right.
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A mangy pest with a big mouth and few redeeming features? Sounds about right.


Shots fired!
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I'm still debating what to do with Blade now. Stealth isn't really his thing, so I figured I could have him do the distraction to draw out that one fellow, but I'm waiting to see if the collab in progress already addresses that.


Aye, a regrettable position and one I know well. You might consider introducing yourself to the Merchant contacts available and seeing if they have any business that needs handling. If nothing else, use this time to meet your traveling fellows. Take it from me, 'as strong as an ox' is its own yoke; you'll need to get a bit creative :p
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Shots fired!


All I'm saying is, Cub is going to reclaim his place at Zhaveed's side one way or the other.
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I'm not sure what to have Zainat do. >->; I'm honestly HORRIBLE at RPing I think. *laugh*
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All I'm saying is, Cub is going to reclaim his place at Zhaveed's side one way or the other.


As if the reject representative of the jolly green giant is going to be able to do so with his attention span of a goldfish mind.
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Aye, a regrettable position and one I know well. You might consider introducing yourself to the Merchant contacts available and seeing if they have any business that needs handling. If nothing else, use this time to meet your traveling fellows. Take it from me, 'as strong as an ox' is its own yoke; you'll need to get a bit creative :p


Actually, as I thought about it, having him try a stealth mission could end up bein pretty amusing.

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As if the reject representative of the jolly green giant is going to be able to do so with his attention span of a goldfish mind.


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Alright all done! Really hoping it works out okay, otherwise I'll probably be pretty sad lol. Just follow the usual drag and drop, overwrite/merge folders when prompted :D

Cairo said As if the reject representative of the jolly green giant is going to be able to do so with his attention span of a goldfish mind.

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As if the reject representative of the jolly green giant is going to be able to do so with his attention span of a goldfish mind.

Hm, I see your point. Three seconds is more than enough time to beat Cub's new loin cloth into shape but by the time he managed to got all the fleas of 'Sions fur, would it really be worth it?
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Hm, I see your point. Three seconds is more than enough time to beat Cub's new loin cloth into shape but by the time he managed to got all the fleas of 'Sions fur, would it really be worth it?


Ohohoho funny... Sion would be more scared if the orc with the personality of a dial-tone was able to count three seconds, let alone attempt to beat him.
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Calling it now; Sion and Cub are going to find romance in one another.
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Next up: Zaveed!

Here's his armor, thank ya Dervs for getting the link :DIt'll have to be crafted/obtained in-game, because I don't want to step on any toes by trying to package it into the follower...ON TO THE NEXT ONE!
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Hooray! Zaveed. :D This is pretty fantastic.

btw, Zaveed's in the Winking Skeever in Solitude.
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Calling it now; Sion and Cub are going to find romance in one another.


Eww. Sorry but Sion has standards.

and on another note, i really need to get back to writing the fanfic...

p.s. if i make it to season 3, it'll be based on the walking dead. :D
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^Walking Dead, yes! But if you make my character the equivalent to, or based off, that infuriating blonde, I will cut you.

Hello Helgathe, meet Thyra.
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Can Zainat be Daryl? :3 Vurwe could be Sophie and get, ya know, eaten.

I'mma get to work on my post. ^^
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PART 5 SEASON 2

Sion took his very sweet time to make his way to Principal Hralvar's office. Curiosity got the best of him so he only wanted to know what Blade wanted, then once he knew, he would turn right around and walk away from him. Solely because Sion knew whatever Blade wanted, would just be trouble only...

Step by step at the pace of a snail, he walked down the hall as he watched Blade stomping his foot impatiently waiting on the khajiit. Sion simply crossed his arms and approached him. "What took you so damn long?" The argonian quietly snapped at him, Sion's facial expression remained the same although he didn't answer him. Blade sighed as he tried to intimidate Sion; standing practically over him as he stared down into the khajiit's mismatched eyes. "I deal with this scenario with Cub on a regular basis, AND I'm in a bad mood. Do you really think that's going to work?"

Blade sighed again before backing away, tilting his head to Principal Hralvar's office. "I want Hravar's moonshine. I want to see how it would work on the karts instead of 'shrooms." Sion looked at the door, then back at Blade. "Why his moonshine though? Couldn't you just buy some off of ebay or something?" Blade shook his head. "I don't know where Hralvar gets his moonshine from, its different. The brand of it is in another language and even when I tried to google the text on it, it won't show up. It'll make the karts faster Sion so just help the team out here..." "But why me? Zaveed or Sevari could probably open the lock..."

"Because I don't know where Zaveed is, and Sevari is getting the karts to test drive FOR, the moonshine. You're here, so I asked." Blade explained. Sion sighed, giving in as he walked past Blade. Sion already knew Blade probably tried to ask Hralvar for the moonshine, and Blade probably was burned to a crisp for asking; which led to why he was asking for someone to pick the lock.

Eventually Sion got the lock of the door open using one of his earrings and the two quickly went inside. Literally taking one step in and they saw the unknown moonshine bottle sitting on a desk. Blade charged in, grabbed the bottle, grabbed Sion, and immediately closing the door behind them. Bolting down the hallways.

"Put me down you heathen!" The khajiit shrieked as godzilla mad dashed down the hallways, shoving other students in his path out of his way (and into trashcans). His words went unheard as Blade kept running.

Finally, Blade charged through the double doors that were the school entrance, and kept on charging until they arrived at a nearby street where Zainat and Sevari waited; resting on two go-karts with a standing platform on the back of each one. "...You got the moonshine?" Zainat asked, arms folded. Blade simply dropped Sion who immediately snarled as he hit the ground before extending the bottle out to the two. "You bet. Let's try it." Blade responded. Sevari took the bottle with one hand and approached Sion, pulling him up with the other. "Thank you..." The younger khajiit grumbled as Sevari nodded in response before walking away. Sevari approached one of the karts. to be precise it was Blade's and Shenzi's argonian friend's: The King Ghidora. Sion quietly watched as Zainat went into the driver seat of his and Zaveed's kart: The night krawler. Too tired to stand up any longer, Sion sat down on the platform of the King Ghidora while Sevari filled the engine with moonshine. Blade and Zainat argued amongst each other about whether blitzkrieg tactics or stealth tactics in CoD worked better, while the khajiits remained silent.

Wait, why was Sevari so silent? Usually he would talk to Sion, so why is he not starting a conversation?

And then Sevari finally spoke. "Finished Blade." The khajiit said as he moved to the other kart, hopping on the platform.

Sion sighed, and Blade smirked as he got in the driver's seat of the King Ghidora and slowly pressed his foot on the pedal to start up the engine.

Hold up. He was starting the engine!? While Sion was still on the platform!? "W-wait!" He cried out. And with Blade's battle cry, the kart rocketed forward as Sion scrambled to the bars yelling. "I don't want to be on this screaming metal death trap! Stop driving Blade!" He cried again. The argonian chuckled. "No can do, this baby ain't stopping!" The khajiit quickly looked behind him to see that Sevari and Zainat were already left in the dust. Just what the hell was in that moonshine!?

Blade swerved around the corner tightly as Sion flailed in the air, clutching to the bars for dear life; coming up ahead was a rainbow colored box with a question mark in it. The kart eventually crashed in the box releasing an item which the khajiit instinctively caught. "What did you get Sion?" Blade called back to him. "Uh...uh...a mushroom!" "Good! Try it out while the kart's running on moonshine!" Sion hesitated before sighing. "...I'm so going to regret this." And with that, he shoved the mushroom into the exhaust pipe of the kart. In a second, the kart went even faster, Blade cheered louder, and Sion screamed louder. That is, until the engine of the kart exploded; sending its occupants flying.

Sion shook himself as he slowly opened his eyes, Sevari being the one to help him stand back up. The older khajiit mumbled an apology while Sion mumbled a "You knew this was going to happen, and that's why you didn't get in the kart with Ghost Rider over here huh?"

"Looks like we can't use the moonshine with the mushrooms..." Zainat stated with a quizzical expression, staring at Blade's kart. "Damn...hoped it would work..." The argonian replied as he cracked his own neck. The four's ears picked up the sound of engines buzzing and turned to face in the direction of the sound. Three karts were approaching them, and they all belonged to students from the rivaling high school: NorthSouth hammerfell high. "Sup bitches, I see you're having a bit of car trouble huh?" An imperial called out to them. "Looks like they would be having trouble with those shit karts." Came from a high elf. Blade stood in front of the group while Sevari and Zainat stood at his sides; Sion sighing with annoyance as he stood in back. "You have a choice pansies, either you get out of my sight or I can beat you with our "shit" karts like I did to your wrestling champ last year." Blade threatened. Clearer he didn't appreciate his kart being called shit. The entire opposite group laughed before the imperial spoke again. "Not like you'll be able to do that again this time, we got a new champ, and nobody can take him down. No one from EastWest Hammerfell high's all-stars, and definitely not an overgrown lizard." "Why you!?" Blade was about to charge at them when Sevari and Zainat held him back. "Bring him here! I'll rip his ears off with my own teeth!" The argonian raged as the opposing group laughed. "Then check out the "midnight channel" tonight sweetie, you'll get a glimpse." An imperial girl said with a wink. "Look, just leave!" Sevari shouted. The group laughed again as the started up their karts. "See you later shitlords!" The elf taunted as they slowly began to drive off. Blade quickly shook off the two and glared at the karts. "Sion!" He yelled. "On it." The khajiit calmly responded as he quickly extended his arms forward, connecting the tips of his middle, index, and thumb finger. Through the opening created by those three fingers, a spell shot out and flew to one of the kart driver's. With a perfect landing, Sion issued the command "Sharp left turn" and the group watched as the kart immediately drove into another kart and eventually all three were practically a highway accident.

"Alright, the hell is the midnight channel?" Blade asked. Zainat shook his head. "I don't have the foggiest clue. Sevari?" "It's some rumor going around school. It goes that if a challenge has been issued by a rivaling school, then the future contenders will unwillingly show up on the tv screen in a partially embarrassing way at midnight. But it's only supposed to happen if it can affect the future of the schools forever." The older khajiit explained. "Sounds like some poorly thought of fanfiction excuse..." Blade sighed. "...I'm a bit curious about it though... can't hurt to check it out." Sion chimed in. "Pfft... as if i'm going to bother with that crap." A groan escaped the argonian's mouth. "....Personally, I am curious as well. I'll be sure to let a few people know just to take a look." Zainat added. "I will as well... come on though. We need to get Blade's kart back to the garage..."

*TIME SKIP TO NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY*

Sion just finished eating dinner with his siblings. He calmly placed his fork down and wiped his mouth with a napkin. "Thank you for making dinner Timoni." Sion politely complimented his sister. "Oh, it was no problem, Karrma helped me out a ton." "Oh really? Thank you too Karrma." His younger sister shyly smiled back to him in approval. The second youngest of the khajiits stood up from the table and began to walk off. "Well, I'm going to bed. Night!" "Have you packed yet Sion?" Mufasa spoke causing Sion to stop moving. He turned his head to look at his brother in confusion. "Remember your school's annual camping trip?" Sion's mouth hung in shock. Dammit, he completely forgot about it. Why the hell did Hralvar agree to forcing a trip out in the wilderness for the schools in the county anyway!? "...You forgot. And it's tomorrow." Mufasa said as he shook his head in dismay. "....Fuck me..." the younger of the brothers cursed as he walked off.

It took him awhile, but Sion eventually finished packing and on time too, as the supposed midnight channel was going to come on his tv. The khajiit stared at the blank screen as the clock ticked and ticked. The tv came on its own with a bit of static but then the picture became clear. And the sheer look of horror fell upon the khajiit's face.

"Welcome to the 2014 Hammerfell High Slam bam 69 brawl! Over the years the constant struggle of dominance between two schools has finally reached its boiling point ladies and gentlemen and it is time to start cooking! The challenge of a lifetime has been issued by the NorthSouth Hammerfell High's champion who will stand alone to prove the power he bears of the will of the school! It will be a bloody bash between him and numerous ridiculous representatives of the EastWest Hammerfell high." An obnoxious announcer was shouting with the silhouette of a massive man appearing amongst flames.

Next was a viewing of a very, very, familiar khajiit on a flashy studio like stage in a pose he would NEVER do in his life. "One of his opponents; A loud mouth cat who'd flinch to the sound of a pin dropping while still brushing the fleas out of his glorious mane. The distant relative to courage the cowardly dog: Qara'Sion!"

Following Sion, another familiar nord showed up next to him. "Joining him is A strong manly type of a lady who could rumble with the boys; if she could be called that. The snow beast who has forsaken her womanhood: Thyra!"

Then after Thyra, came the largest green member of the group. "Up next, Equally as testosterone filled as his prior ally: This orc has got the strength of twenty men! Too bad he probably weighs as much as twenty men and has the IQ of your pet rock. The overweight version of the jolly green giant: Cub!"

One more person showed up, a breton with shoulder length hair accompanied by her pet fox. "Last but not least Her best friend is mary-jane and no that's not the name of her smelly fox. Be careful boys because she has a mean streak of castration practice so don't take her lightly even if it explains why she is single! The blaze it 420 24/7 mistress of executions herself: Elayna!"

The next image on the screen was their facial profiles facing each other as the large silhouette of a man loomed over them. "These won't be NorthSouth high's only opponents as there is more to reveal in the upcoming days. Stay tuned and stay fierce ladies and gentlemen!" The announcer finished as the tv showed an explosion, and then shut back off on its own.

Sion stared at the television in horror for a few minutes. What in hell did he just see? No, that couldn't have been real... no it couldn't have been... but... but...

Que unison scream from each's own houses.

Sion: What the hell was that!?
Thyra: The fuck!?
Cub: I... I... huh!?
Elayna: Oh my god!

The khajiit soon felt a vibration in his pocket, he pulled out his cellphone to see a group call from Thyra. Still in bewilderment, Sion answered the phone. Yay?"
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This was all I could think of as Blade careened around with Sion on top of the kart.
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"Cub: I... I... huh!?"
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