I'm Kevin, and I'm an alcoholic.
18+/Adult/Mature is acceptable but not required, and can't be the main focus.
I prefer fight scenes that are over-the-top with violence, gore, and flashy attacks.
I'm 26, pretty laid back with post length (1-3 paragraphs is where I do best)
My responses may be inconsistent. Could be an hour, could be a week. I drink a lot and forget a lot.
I can do MxF and FxF. I don't do MxM. Nothing against it, I just can't do it well.
Most, if not all of my characters are completely unrealistic. Even the humans, and I'm not sorry.
I prefer anime/cartoon faceclaims unless it's a fandom.
PM or forums will work.
Bolded is preferred.
Speaking of which, Fandoms! (I prefer OCs on both sides, and alternate universe if possible. Also okay with just taking elements from one or more of them)
Assassin's Creed (Played Black Flag, Unity, and Syndicate)
Attack on Titan (I've seen season 1)
Chrono Trigger
DC Comics
Dragon Ball
Final Fantasy (Six)
Lord of the Rings
Marvel
One-Punch Man
Pokemon
The Walking Dead
Zoids (New Century Zero)
Generic Genres (Can Mix&Match Some)
Apocalypse
High Fantasy
Horror
Low Fantasy
Medieval
Modern Action
Parody
Sci-Fi
Semi-Realistic
Superhero
Western
Zombies (We can use standard Romero style or go with the "Our Zombies are Better" trope)
I do have some ready-to-use characters but am more than willing to come up with another entirely.
Plots:
Wake up and smell the justice. (possibly 18+)
Modern|Superhero-ish|Action (MxF or FxF)
The streets of New Angeles (imagine New York and Los Angeles had an over-exaggerated bastard child) are among the most dangerous in the world, depending on what part of town you're in. Muggings occur several times nightly, robberies at least once daily, the murder rate has gone up by a horrifying margin over the last few years. Minor crimes are usually left unpunished as the police force focuses on unsolved murders and gang violence. The portion that isn't in the back pocket of organized crime bosses, anyway. Can ordinary citizens reclaim the city they call home?
I will be playing Jennifer Bonnet, a mentally questionable, spandex clad, shovel wielding vigilante and part-time waitress. As well as several antagonists
You will be playing whoever the hell you want, within reason.
Cats are jerks
Sci-fi|Parody
A lone mouse in your pantry has driven you to your breaking point. Your ten year old cat, Snowball was ironically named, being black as night. He was a good kitty, your best friend. He was just trying to do his job, keeping your house rodent free, and that mouse hit him in the face with a skillet. Heartbroken and seeking vengeance, you trudge to the local animal shelter. Never would you suspect that your new cat was the most dangerous mercenary in the galaxy.
I will be playing Mittens Delgato, a tech-savvy, catlike alien with kickass robot legs.
You will be playing his unfortunate owner.
We got the wrong chosen one
Sci-fi|Parody|Alternate Timeline
A mistake was made during the attack on Felic'a, the planet that was home to the catlike race. During Master Tux' escape plan, they thought he found the kitten of prophecy to eventually alter the timeline. They didn't. Instead they found ______, a character I know nothing about. The small group of survivors will have to adapt if they're to become relevant in the (literal and figurative) cutthroat industry of freelance mercenary work.
I will be playing Master Tux, the highly decorated, retired soldier and Cookie McWhiskers, the highly medicated spy, as well as several main and minor antagonists including Mittens Delgato, who in this timeline is working for the enemy.
You will be playing an alien cat whose name, backstory, and personality are up to you. You can also make other characters.
18+/Adult/Mature is acceptable but not required, and can't be the main focus.
I prefer fight scenes that are over-the-top with violence, gore, and flashy attacks.
I'm 26, pretty laid back with post length (1-3 paragraphs is where I do best)
My responses may be inconsistent. Could be an hour, could be a week. I drink a lot and forget a lot.
I can do MxF and FxF. I don't do MxM. Nothing against it, I just can't do it well.
Most, if not all of my characters are completely unrealistic. Even the humans, and I'm not sorry.
I prefer anime/cartoon faceclaims unless it's a fandom.
PM or forums will work.
Bolded is preferred.
Speaking of which, Fandoms! (I prefer OCs on both sides, and alternate universe if possible. Also okay with just taking elements from one or more of them)
Assassin's Creed (Played Black Flag, Unity, and Syndicate)
Attack on Titan (I've seen season 1)
Chrono Trigger
DC Comics
Dragon Ball
Final Fantasy (Six)
Lord of the Rings
Marvel
One-Punch Man
Pokemon
The Walking Dead
Zoids (New Century Zero)
Generic Genres (Can Mix&Match Some)
Apocalypse
High Fantasy
Horror
Low Fantasy
Medieval
Modern Action
Parody
Sci-Fi
Semi-Realistic
Superhero
Western
Zombies (We can use standard Romero style or go with the "Our Zombies are Better" trope)
I do have some ready-to-use characters but am more than willing to come up with another entirely.
Plots:
Wake up and smell the justice. (possibly 18+)
Modern|Superhero-ish|Action (MxF or FxF)
The streets of New Angeles (imagine New York and Los Angeles had an over-exaggerated bastard child) are among the most dangerous in the world, depending on what part of town you're in. Muggings occur several times nightly, robberies at least once daily, the murder rate has gone up by a horrifying margin over the last few years. Minor crimes are usually left unpunished as the police force focuses on unsolved murders and gang violence. The portion that isn't in the back pocket of organized crime bosses, anyway. Can ordinary citizens reclaim the city they call home?
I will be playing Jennifer Bonnet, a mentally questionable, spandex clad, shovel wielding vigilante and part-time waitress. As well as several antagonists
You will be playing whoever the hell you want, within reason.
Cats are jerks
Sci-fi|Parody
A lone mouse in your pantry has driven you to your breaking point. Your ten year old cat, Snowball was ironically named, being black as night. He was a good kitty, your best friend. He was just trying to do his job, keeping your house rodent free, and that mouse hit him in the face with a skillet. Heartbroken and seeking vengeance, you trudge to the local animal shelter. Never would you suspect that your new cat was the most dangerous mercenary in the galaxy.
I will be playing Mittens Delgato, a tech-savvy, catlike alien with kickass robot legs.
You will be playing his unfortunate owner.
We got the wrong chosen one
Sci-fi|Parody|Alternate Timeline
A mistake was made during the attack on Felic'a, the planet that was home to the catlike race. During Master Tux' escape plan, they thought he found the kitten of prophecy to eventually alter the timeline. They didn't. Instead they found ______, a character I know nothing about. The small group of survivors will have to adapt if they're to become relevant in the (literal and figurative) cutthroat industry of freelance mercenary work.
I will be playing Master Tux, the highly decorated, retired soldier and Cookie McWhiskers, the highly medicated spy, as well as several main and minor antagonists including Mittens Delgato, who in this timeline is working for the enemy.
You will be playing an alien cat whose name, backstory, and personality are up to you. You can also make other characters.
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