I thought this might be a fun game to try. I hope there's not already a thread set up for this!

This game is one of the greatest things to happen to my friends and I.
Essentially, all someone says is "don't get me started on ________" and the next person has to fly off the handle and rant about that random topic even if they know nothing about it. The rants can be in any kind of tone you want them to be. I've ranted about fly fishing, Vladimir Putin, pre-calculus, and Madonna, which are all things I know very little about.
When you feel your rant has concluded, you say "and don't even get me started on ___________" and the next person then has to react to that topic and provide the next one, and so on and so forth.

Please keep forum rules in mind and do not rant about other players unless it is good natured and kind.

Usually, the first topic of the game is the game itself, so the first responder gets this gem: Don't even get me started on that stupid game Don't Get Me Started.

That stupid game Don't Get Me Started is the worst thing ever. It's just a chaotic show of randomness. It's ruining our children. It's ruining our schools. I even have it on good authority that the game in question was secretly developed by American Trump supporters acting in league with ex-nazi scientists hiding in South America. This game is evil, I tell you! EEEEEEVIILLL!!!

And don't even get me started on peanut allergies!

OOOOOOHHHH, peanut allergies. These so called "peanut allergies" drive me up the wall! God didn't create those nuts just so you could ignore them, you picky bastards! Just man up and eat them- they won't kill you, ya wuss.

And don't get me STARTED on heathens!

Oh my G*d (can't use his name in vain, not that they'd know that), those gosh darn heathens are ruining society with their Pagan rituals and beliefs in geology and astronomy! So what, the Universe is ever expanding. Good for it. BUT this planet is only a few thousand years old, because I say so. And climate change? Just another heathen ploy to corrupt our children, like the internet and HBO.*shudder* Nothing worse for pre-teens than HBO.

And don't even get me started on the number 7.

The number 7? It's a great number! I was born on the seventh of July, which is the seventh month! It's actually my sister's lucky number, and you know what? She won the lottery using only the number 7. Great, isn't it?

Oh, but don't even get me started on dragons!

Dragons? My gosh, those are the most annoying creatures ever to roam the earth! You see, I was once walking down the street when some sicknasty dragon took a dump RIGHT on top of me. I had to use TWICE as much shampoo as I usually did on that day. And have you ever heard about that band called Imagine Dragons? They're like soooooooooo overated!

And don't get me started on third-wave feminism!

Oh my gosh the third-wave of feminism is my jam y'all, not the feminazi stuff, the real stuff -- true equality between the sexes, hell yeah! I wanna be in the draft -- wait not really, but for the sake of equality I definitely do! Micropolitics of gender equality are the shit, seriously. Let's give men and women leave when a family has a child. That's right. PATERNITY LEAVE MOTHER TRUCKERS. THEN MEN COULD BOND WITH THEIR CHIDLREN AND WOMEN WANTING TO HAVE A FAMILY WOULDN'T BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST -- E'RY ONE WOULD BE TAKING LEAVE FOR THAT UGLY CRYING WHELP! Oh, and let's support ALL victims of sexual assault, men and women! Cuz the meninists sure don't seem to be doing much.

THIRD WAVE FEMINISM IS MY BAE. BELIAEL OUT.

Don't even get me started on strawberry rhubarb pie, I might lose it again.

Don't get me started on that fucking strawberry rhubarb pie. You'd be so pissed at the very look of that disgusting junk and take it and slam it into a few dozen poles if it doesn't just fall off the plate by itself into your lap the moment it's delivered. And then it sticks to your lap, ruining your new clothes. And after that? Well, lets just say there's an angry naked motherfucker on the loose.

Don't even get me started on the Mooch, that bugger's gonna drive me insane...

I hate it when people say they're "Just having a mooch." when what they actually mean is they have no intention of making a decision and they're actually just being nosy. I mean is it really so hard to say what you mean? Honesty...thats what society lacks nowadays! People and their mooching is just the epitome of a dishonest world full of fakes and liars. Going to pot...thats whats happening...the world is going to pot.

Don't even get me started on americanisms that make no sense to Brits.

(Like the Mooch being a person...^^; just sounds like a block buster about a pensioners day out in Merry Hill.
Voice-over man voice The Mooch, coming to a cinema near you.
Old lady's voice Ooh look over here Deidre, this cardigan is half price!

...but you can't use this example ^^)

The Brits always over react on these matters! ITS A TRUNK what else, ITS A PARKING LOT NOT A CAR PARK, You can make tea in a microwave!
AND GARBAGE DESPOLAERS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL

Don't even get me started on spam wars.

Spam wars!? Ugh! Who thought of that idea, a twelve year old? There may as well be a series dedicated to ANYTHING that even REMOTELY sounds like "Star Wars" such as Stark Wars, Bar Wars, Car Wars...!!

Don't even get me started on chocolate fountains.

MY AUNT HAS THEM AT EVERY PARTY AND ITS A MESS AND A WASTE OF TIME AND IT BREAKS ALLLLLLLLL THE TIME AND SHE INSISTS ON FIXING IT Every time

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE

Attorney client privilege is a white man's concept created to suppress black people. That is all.

And don't even get me started on spotted dick...