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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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I will tell you obvious things that may (or may not) be relevant or related to you in exchange for a small piece of information...

Tell me one of the accepted pieces of information below:

1. Your birthday (month & day only)
2. Your eye color
or
3. Your approximate height

Go here for an example of my prior work.
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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@Taaj You are a monster after my own heart.

June 9th

Green

5'8"

Take your pick I eagerly await the evaluation of my fortunes :D
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Today you are older than yesterday, but not older than you will be tomorrow. 2017 has blessed you with another marker of your birth, but the future may not be so kind. Savor what you have while you have it, for someday you and everything around you will die.

Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Seravee
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I'm 6'0.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by POOHEAD189
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Brown Eyes
5'10
(decided to do both)
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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@Seravee You're quite tall. You would have stood eye-to-eye with Elvis Presley had he escaped the pull of the Void. But he did not. Which is fortunate because no one does.

@POOHEAD189 It's a common fact that brown-eyed people are full of shit. A person of interest who likely would have had brown eyes is Jesus of Nazareth, who attained fame from, amongst other things, riding around on a donkey. Whether or not he escaped the pull of the Void is debatable, but one thing is certain: you will not.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Ooo, this seems interesting.

8/8

Brown

6'

Tell me what's in store!
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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9'
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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@Witch Cat The number 8 is considered to be lucky in the Chinese and some other asian languages. This is because it sounds like a word that means "to generate wealth." Your birthday having two eights could mean your future is full of the accumulation of wealth in its various forms. However the accumulation of wealth is ultimately meaningless because sooner or later, we all shall die.

@ArenaSnow 9' seems... ambitious. But ultimately ambition is all for naught, for sooner or later, we all shall die.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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@Sanctus Spooki

Today you are older than yesterday, but not older than you will be tomorrow. 2017 has blessed you with another marker of your birth, but the future may not be so kind. Savor what you have while you have it, for someday you and everything around you will die.


Truly your powers of divination leave one awestruck. Have you ever considered a career as the Imperial Soothsayer?
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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DOB: 9/12
Eyes: Greeny Blue

Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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@FreeElk September 12 is the 255th day of the year. On leap years, it is the 256th day. Leap years, however, do not add any more time to your lifespan. Your days are numbered.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by KnightShade
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11/9

Brown

6'0
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Doivid
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hi wots ur a/s/l
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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@Taaj Oh dear, my Britishness got in the way. Its actually the 9th of December ^^

**Hopes that September babies are just unlucky**...December is when you live forever...I mean, Jesus did, right?
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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@FreeElk Ay no! In that case, here is an alternate fortune for you: December is a cold and chilly month in most parts of the world; this will give you good practice for the Void, which is also likely chilly and cold.

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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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@Taaj I grew! I'm now 5'9" weeee! Just you wait vertically inclined folks, this king will look down on you all any moment now!
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Hank
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6'1"

June 29th

North Sea blue
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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My DOB is July 7th.

I am 5 feet 9 inches tall.

My eyes are blue, and according to people I know, are very blue.

Have at thou.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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We're the same height!?!?! OMG

I wish I had blue eyes though...

Edit: Wrong thread. Or was it?
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