Greetings and Salutations good people of the Roleplayer Guild! I am seeking a few intrepid souls who will have the patience to write stories over PMs on this very website with someone who's schedule is so inconsistent that I will be able to reply five times in one day, and then suddenly not be able to reply one time for five days.

Yes. I'm that guy. But I own it and won't bail without warning.

I can play male and female characters. But when it comes to romance I'm only up for MxF or FxF. MxM is going to have to be friendzoned for this particular Roleplayer. But I am really not to good with romance anyway, unless by romance you actually mean smut. If that's the case, then I'm on top of things. No pun intended.

That said though, no smut is also just fine by me. Let's go slay us a dragon, or stop some space pirates, or something. Just no slice-of-life stuff or gritty realistic games where DARK means drugs and abuse. Basically my rule of thumb is, if there's no sexytimes, then there'd better be lasers, or demons. Even in modern settings people can invent laser weapons and summon demons. So there's no excuse.

Alright, so now that I have rambled on a bit, it's probably about time for me to list a bunch of fictional things that I enjoy.



And now I'm probably supposed to list some other stuff. But I think I will wait and do that later.

Please do PM me if you are interested in playing and have some of your own ideas to bring to the table as well. I'm probably not going to keep a sharp eye on this thread.

Sounds interesting. Seems like you're into the same kind of things as I am. I prefer magic (modern day), mutants and sci fi and am all for adventures and quests. I have a set-up for a modern day magic world (more Charmed than those high school teen dramas) and one for sci fi questing (which can include magic and/or lasers if you wish). As said I would be up for a mutant world instead as well.
I can do romance. I have done romance. I don't mind romance if it works with the story but I don't like it as a main plot. I don't mind some days multiple posts and other days barely. I prefer two paragraph posting for story progression and occasional one or few liners during conversation over entire books per post.
Pm me if you think we could find something.