Whelp, all of my preferred usernames were taken, so here I am! Haha. Until I can think of a simpler one that isn't taken anyway.

It has been a very long while since I have been a member of a role-play forum, but I am wanting to get back into writing a bit. I believe it helped me out way back when as an outlet and I'm eager to see if it can do the same for me now. It has been way too long since I've written anything, so it is most probable that I am quite rusty, which is why when I stumbled across this seemingly easy-going and genre-free forum, I decided to check it out!

What do people say in these things? Um?

I guess I'll go with the basics. I am a female! Who'd've thunk it? Probably obviously from the south of good ol' 'murica. -insert eye roll here- I'm not very political at all. As a matter of fact, I avoid politics adamantly. It's just not for me. I like to read but have been doing very little of that since high school. Forcing myself to get back into it for the betterment of my soul. I LOVE, LOVE my animals (animals in general, really). I have two dogs and two cats; Kylar (3 yr. old male catahoula leopard dog), Dixie (8-10 yr. old female shih-tzu), Whisper (gray and white long-haired tom), and Echo (short-haired gray tabby tom). I hope to be able to get a horse next spring. Fingers crossed. There will mostly likely be a donkey as a pasture mate. Possibly some chickens, ducks and a couple of goats as well. Unsure on the goats as of yet. We'll see when we get there! Always wanted them, though. I am rambling now. It's 'cause animals. Told you. Loves them.

Ummm?

I play games! Not a lot though. Just a few. Smite (PC), a little LoL (PC, duh), Diablo (Xbox, although I have it on PC as well), Magic the Gathering (Cards), WoW and Hearthstone, D'n'D (when my SO gets his crap together and actually gets to it!), miscellaneous board and card games because I LOVE board and card games. Can't get enough of them.

Um? Um? I guess I will stop there. If y'all have questions, feel free to ask. I am excited about the opportunity to start writing again and I can't wait to meet the community here!

Welcome to the guild, we are a mostly friendly bunch here though there are a few rotten apples in the bunch. I am sure we will get along great.

I am the guild chef so I am the man to come to when you want food talk. I am also the man to come to if you want to talk cars, godzilla, wrestling or booze :p

Don't eat the cookies or donuts though unless they come from me, Mag Lev or Soufflegirl.

Welcome!

Your post melted my heart, it set fire to my skin and— Well, until you mentioned ducks.

@Chasebloodcrest

Quack!

Whelp, all of my preferred usernames were taken, so here I am! Haha. Until I can think of a simpler one that isn't taken anyway.

It has been a very long while since I have been a member of a role-play forum, but I am wanting to get back into writing a bit. I believe it helped me out way back when as an outlet and I'm eager to see if it can do the same for me now. It has been way too long since I've written anything, so it is most probable that I am quite rusty, which is why when I stumbled across this seemingly easy-going and genre-free forum, I decided to check it out!

What do people say in these things? Um?

I guess I'll go with the basics. I am a female! Who'd've thunk it? Probably obviously from the south of good ol' 'murica. -insert eye roll here- I'm not very political at all. As a matter of fact, I avoid politics adamantly. It's just not for me. I like to read but have been doing very little of that since high school. Forcing myself to get back into it for the betterment of my soul. I LOVE, LOVE my animals (animals in general, really). I have two dogs and two cats; Kylar (3 yr. old male catahoula leopard dog), Dixie (8-10 yr. old female shih-tzu), Whisper (gray and white long-haired tom), and Echo (short-haired gray tabby tom). I hope to be able to get a horse next spring. Fingers crossed. There will mostly likely be a donkey as a pasture mate. Possibly some chickens, ducks and a couple of goats as well. Unsure on the goats as of yet. We'll see when we get there! Always wanted them, though. I am rambling now. It's 'cause animals. Told you. Loves them.

Ummm?

I play games! Not a lot though. Just a few. Smite (PC), a little LoL (PC, duh), Diablo (Xbox, although I have it on PC as well), Magic the Gathering (Cards), WoW and Hearthstone, D'n'D (when my SO gets his crap together and actually gets to it!), miscellaneous board and card games because I LOVE board and card games. Can't get enough of them.

Um? Um? I guess I will stop there. If y'all have questions, feel free to ask. I am excited about the opportunity to start writing again and I can't wait to meet the community here!

Welcome to the Guild! Let me know if you need anything, or have any questions. And when you're ready to change usernames, let me know and I'll help with that.

Omg. Noooo. Ducks are precious! Swans though. Swans are vicious. Have yet to meet a nice one! Never thought I would be intimidated by a swan of all things, but I am ashamed to say that I have been.

Nice to meet you both! @Tyler Night @Chasebloodcrest

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Welcome to the Guild! Let me know if you need anything, or have any questions. And when you're ready to change usernames, let me know and I'll help with that.

Will do! Thank you!

Swans are vicious under thoese elegant feathers, is a untamable beast from satin.
Anyway welcome to the guild, Gainsborough's welcome post has become a meme so,

Greetings Person,










I didn't change this one up too much but welcome.... ignore the gulags

I used to have a duck that was the meanest thing ever. It would attack everybody except for me, he got run over like 4 times by cars cuz he would attack them leaving the yard.

We sold him when we moved out of one of our rentals, he ended up attacking another vehicle and got ran over and killed.

@Kuku4Kuku Nice to meet you too and was joking about the Anatidaephobia. We french people eat a lot of Magret De Canard dish which is a duck breast. I like eating ducks, I don't like them staring at me though.

@Sirkaithethird your meme is WEAK


What the fuck did you just say about me, Stranger?

@Grimhildr
Yours was the best... and the original I think. I also had only 5 minutes. Please keep posting that I get a kick out of it every time

@Kuku4Kuku *perks up* animals? board and card games? my goodness, you'll fit right in.

I'm big on all three, what board/card games take your fancy ;3?

@Kuku4Kuku *perks up* animals? board and card games? my goodness, you'll fit right in.

I'm big on all three, what board/card games take your fancy ;3?

Most any card game. My least favorite is Five Crowns though. It is fun to play, but I lose every time I play and I am typically a sore loser. Lol.

But ummmm, I guess just regular board games. Let's see...."Furt" is fun. Betrayal - House on the Hill and Mysterium are pretty cool. Tokaido, Munchkin, Frontier....I can't remember them all, but they are mostly odd ball games that a friend introduced me to. I like games that are different. Lol. There is this zombie apocalypse kind of game that I can't think of right now as well.

@Kuku4KukuBetrayal at House on the Hill is a personal favourite :D Are you thinking of Dead of Winter for the zombie apocalypise one? You have a base and send your guys out to go collect supplies and kill zombies. It's co-operative with a possible traitor... there are lots of zombie apocalypse games but that's the first that comes to mind.

@Kuku4KukuBetrayal at House on the Hill is a personal favourite :D Are you thinking of Dead of Winter for the zombie apocalypise one? You have a base and send your guys out to go collect supplies and kill zombies. It's co-operative with a possible traitor... there are lots of zombie apocalypse games but that's the first that comes to mind.

YES! That one. I've only played it once, but it was really interesting! Only, when we played, my friend got the Traitor cards mixed up with the Non-traitor cards and....though we didn't know it, we were all traitors. It was SO funny when we found out, because she was the only non-traitor. So, everyone at the table was trying to figure out how to get there stuff all while seeming to be cooperative with the group. It was great.

I'll give you the benefit of the true introductory post. Interesting to know people find my little Diablo 2 introduction to be so worthy of a meme. Of course, I suppose given the creative measure of today's generation allows them little better to do with their time. On any accord, it's my pleasure to accept the honor of those who find this copy/paste job so interesting as to generate comical memes. But let's be honest, it is merely a way to maintain a post count. Quite frankly it bothered me to see that I had more days logged on the Guild than posts.
So this was my solution. Make of it what you will. But I'll still drop the intro in all of the newcomers posts until I've found the guild to be utterly pointless in my existence. You folks can do with it as you may.


Greetings Stranger,