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What if we travelled through time by some sort of light-related shenanigans to the end of this universe, escape through the dissolving edges of reality, and travelled back through time to our starting point outside of this universe?

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Sounds to me like you have just from the way you've been speaking to me.

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That's a little more convoluted than we need.

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It's exactly as convoluted as we need.

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What if we travelled through time by some sort of light-related shenanigans to the end of this universe, escape through the dissolving edges of reality, and travelled back through time to our starting point outside of this universe?

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So you're letting us go?

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*Looks at you, seemingly not understanding*

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It's more complicated than that. There is a single place here on To Proto Vima where we have dedicated loads of time, space, resources and effort into developing the perfect means of stealthy portal opening to nearly wherever we choose. It is almost in its completed stage, but certain issues left us unable to complete it.

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The corruption?

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You've heard of it already? Concern is spreading quickly... Anyways, yes. It essentially kicked us out of a research facility we had established in what is now known as the Dead Stretch, quite a ways south of here. Among other important things, the final pieces and bits of research were lost there, as no one was capable of returning from the mainland there safely.

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So you want us to liberate it to get home.

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No, I'd never send in civilians to such a dangerous situation! I was going to recommend that you find a place to stay here until our forces handle it, then we'll send you home once everything is straightened out. We'll help you out financially so that you aren't struggling in what must be a strange, foreign world to you.

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That's... much kinder than I had expected.

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I don't know why it seems that your expectations of us seem so low, but I hope that I'm at least raising them a bit. Now, is this offer acceptable?

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Being told that what you did is worse than murder causes you to prepare yourself for some pretty bad scenarios. But I guess it really is Curtis' call.

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There are a lot of factors that have weighed into my decision. Including how pointless any punishment for you would be.

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Well, uh, thanks. That's taxpayer money, I guess.

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*Breaks my long-winded silence*
I don't know about you, but I refuse the deal.

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To the alternative of?

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It may not be what they want, but I'm not the kind to let my fate helplessly rest in the hands of others. I have military experience, and I have extensive combat experience. I'm going to this "Dead Stretch".

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I cannot let you-

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It may not be what they want, but I'm not the kind to let my fate helplessly rest in the hands of others. I have military experience, and I have extensive combat experience. I'm going to this "Dead Stretch".