1- The Daddy Face: To achieve the dry-looking attractive face, you’ll want to lay a pepperoni pizza flat on your face for 10 minutes RIGHT before going to bed. Don’t touch it, just let it soak. Then remove the pepperoni slices and rub them on your t-zones. And oh, wash your hair no more than twice a week, optimizing its stringy appearance and oil intake.
2- The Daddy Gaze: Find a pair of spectacles that look CVS-manufactured. Then bump up your prescription three notches so that your eyes give off a threateningly magnified and bulging effect when you lay eyes on your girl.
3- The Daddy Shape to be more Feminine Masculine: The most feminine masculine physique includes small shoulders and broad hips. Exercises that tone the lower body muscle, not the upper body, are key here.
-Wear mascara to give yourself longer lashes (a lot of girls find that very hot)
-Having more female friends.
-Prefer wine over other types of alcohol.
4- The Daddy Stylish Entrance: Regardless of the type of pants you’re wearing, they MUST be four inches too long on you. This ensures that you trip and fall walk smoothly like a Calvin Klein model. Throw on your best pair of dirty, white tube socks and white, hospital-looking sneakers.
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If somehow, all these steps happen to fail just simply start an argument out of the blue and choke her. I can’t believe I even have to dictate this one, but always, always, ALWAYS use uncomfortable- and ominous-sounding words like “hormonal,” “brutus beefcake,” and “pee pee cheeks,” during it.