The Whirling Sprite was a brightly lit tavern with colorful wallpaper and flowery paintings. A heavy scent of lilacs and stuffy potpourris saturated the air. An Elven harpist strummed pretentiously at the foyer centered near the entrance. Koruk fought back the urge to burn this ghastly place into the ground. He turned to his lone wine glass and sought escape from his nauseously, dainty surroundings. The wine appeared light and bubbly, swathing about in some kind of lavender fructose. Koruk drained its contents and instantly regretted it. He spat the entirety of it back into his glass and growled.
"Ale!?" He called out. "Does this tavern possess such a normalcy?"
The condescension felt heavy as patron eyes burned lasers his direction. Koruk simply grunted. Where the hell is everyone? By everyone, the orc meant his fellow cohort and the anonymous client with a supposedly bountiful proposition, yet neither have yet to make an appearance.
"If this turns out to be some bumblin' prank then by Blacktongue's will, I'll send this giant fairy latrine to the under realm." Koruk randomly told the passing barmaid, who, confused, still shuddered at his words, then shuddered even more at the back-washed wine swathing in the glass in front of him.
"I'll see if I can get you some mud water out back." The barmaid passive-aggressively sighed, scooping up his glass.
"That would be an improvement." Koruk chortled.
"Ale!?" He called out. "Does this tavern possess such a normalcy?"
The condescension felt heavy as patron eyes burned lasers his direction. Koruk simply grunted. Where the hell is everyone? By everyone, the orc meant his fellow cohort and the anonymous client with a supposedly bountiful proposition, yet neither have yet to make an appearance.
"If this turns out to be some bumblin' prank then by Blacktongue's will, I'll send this giant fairy latrine to the under realm." Koruk randomly told the passing barmaid, who, confused, still shuddered at his words, then shuddered even more at the back-washed wine swathing in the glass in front of him.
"I'll see if I can get you some mud water out back." The barmaid passive-aggressively sighed, scooping up his glass.
"That would be an improvement." Koruk chortled.