New Years more like why am I here, amirite? Haha

Anyways, we haven't done one of these in awhile, and since there's a whole buncha new people who likely haven't seen one of these, I'm doing one.

Guidelines:
These are anonymous confessions. Don't say what your username is.
They don't have to be confessions, just dumb bits of info or whatever memes. I'd prefer confessions, though.
If the confession breaks the rules, it will not be posted here.

Now, without further ado:

Spam Confessions. How dumb are ya?

Damn you're the only name I recognize after a quick glimpse of this channel.

Confession, like a bad penny I always turn up.

I'm not social enough to have done anything I need to confess.
Now I'm sad.