This would be the perfect time for a play. The return of the Old to take over Spam from the nameless.

🤔

Shit. I used to be pretty regular in the Guild about 2 years ago (4 years with this account) and even before then with an old account. I just logged in today for the first time in years because I wanted to check out how the site was doing, and I'm reading this thread remembering all the classics and some of the usernames too. Time flies when you're growing up, I suppose. Even if you don't remember me, it was good to be reminded of this stuff. The old Mibbit chat was fun. The blorb's were great. The old Total War spam stories were brilliant. I just turned 20 two weeks ago, and of all the things that could've really drove home that I'm getting older now, it was being reminded of the stuff I used to think about in school; the stories I was creating with strangers, the discussions and arguments I'd had, the shit-talking on Mibbit. Ah well.

Maybe once I'm finished uni, and a little more in the clear, I'll come back. I want to. If not, I hope you all have a good time

Evenin.

Such oldness, much spam.

I remember my first thread in Spam before Guildfall, I got yelled at by a very angry man with a vulcan avatar and a username that was, like, "The Australian" or something. Good times.

I remember my first thread in Spam before Guildfall, I got yelled at by a very angry man with a vulcan avatar and a username that was, like, "The Australian" or something. Good times.

Classic Australians

this is now an impeach mahz thread

"hey"

I'm pretty sure I only was genuine friends with like, 3 people.

Hullo to my dozens of acquaintences from the dark and dank ages.

I'm pretty sure I only was genuine friends with like, 3 people.

There were no genuine friends in Spam, just temporary alliances. C'mon now.

"hey"

hey buddy

"Back in my day, we didn't have them fancy movin' picture machines. Damned kids, nobody writes letters anymore."
t. washed up D-list Spam celebrities

Face it, geezers. Ya'll're just a bunch of has-beens. Ya'll'just'can't hack it in this brave new world of emojis and diaperposting. Ya'll'should'just'frick'off'back'to'myspace'and'bebo'b'kuz OldGuild is passé and NuSpam is what the kids krave.

"Back in my day, we didn't have them fancy movin' picture machines. Damned kids, nobody writes letters anymore."
t. washed up D-list Spam celebrities

Face it, geezers. Ya'll're just a bunch of has-beens. Ya'll'just'can't hack it in this brave new world of emojis and diaperposting. Ya'll'should'just'frick'off'back'to'myspace'and'bebo'b'kuz OldGuild is passé and NuSpam is what the kids krave.

You have my vote for least inspired poster. Keep it up, you'll get that award eventually!

I was here after guild fall, when the oldfags were trying to rebuild, but failed, but before spam became what it is today. I'm neither old nor new? What am I? (Besides uninvited.)

I was here after guild fall, when the oldfags were trying to rebuild, but failed, but before spam became what it is today. I'm neither old nor new? What am I? (Besides uninvited.)

You are a hugbox

"Back in my day, we didn't have them fancy movin' picture machines. Damned kids, nobody writes letters anymore."
t. washed up D-list Spam celebrities

Face it, geezers. Ya'll're just a bunch of has-beens. Ya'll'just'can't hack it in this brave new world of emojis and diaperposting. Ya'll'should'just'frick'off'back'to'myspace'and'bebo'b'kuz OldGuild is passé and NuSpam is what the kids krave.

i'm sorry that not all content is designed with you in mind.

however, i'm glad you find value in your membership in a community. it's valid and i hope you have fun and continue to have fun for as long as you're here.

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hey buddy

how's sex in the city

"Back in my day, we didn't have them fancy movin' picture machines. Damned kids, nobody writes letters anymore."
t. washed up D-list Spam celebrities

Face it, geezers. Ya'll're just a bunch of has-beens. Ya'll'just'can't hack it in this brave new world of emojis and diaperposting. Ya'll'should'just'frick'off'back'to'myspace'and'bebo'b'kuz OldGuild is passé and NuSpam is what the kids krave.

Get this guy outta here

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how's sex in the city

so good

gossip girl coming up next

I’d like to point out I’m such an oldfag I don’t even recognize half the names in this thread. So there’s that. 2007 represent

i'm sorry that not all content is designed with you in mind.

however, i'm glad you find value in your membership in a community. it's valid and i hope you have fun and continue to have fun for as long as you're here.

I'm surprised by how wholesome that was, assuming you were being sincere.

<Snipped quote by Dervish>

There were no genuine friends in Spam, just temporary alliances. C'mon now.

AND blood feuds.