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Once upon a time there was a guy called Bob.
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Bob fucked sheep.
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over, by sheering it during winter
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Because sheep are more fuckable when there's no wool in the way. Yes, Bob fucked sheep daily- sometimes bi-daily. Some would think Bob was Whelsh, but, unfortunately for the Sheep, Bob was actually born in New Zealand to a Whelsh mother, and a Scottish father- sheep fucking was in his blood, you could say.
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Eventually though, the sheep began to make an army to rise up against Bob
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The sheep met a group of worms who taught them how to fly and explode themselves. After exploding bob, they began their plan for world domination.
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The worms, fearing what they had created, decided to make countermeasures.
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Bob came back to life, his lust for sheep burning through to hell via volatile celtic magic. After his cosmically dangerous resurrection, he did what any sane sheepfucker would do: continued fucking sheep through the use of hellish magic. May god have mercy on the world, for Bob shall have no mercy on the sheep.
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It was weird because each time he'd try fucking a sheep it would explode and then an hour or so later Bob's body would reform and he'd search for the nearest sheep, by following the worms who want the death of all sheep.
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The sheep realized that their old enemy was back and put all of their efforts into defeating Bob, destroying anything in their way. The worms revealed their true forms, becoming giant wyrms(and one Tarrasque) that swallowed Bob and as many sheep as they could, sacrificing some of their own as the sheep exploded.
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Bob was too powerful. He took control of his new hosts AND their massive dangalangs. Sheep fucking was now a bloodsport, and Bob was the winner, having the absolute power of the Tarrasque in his control, NOTHING could stop him from fucking sheep.
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Until the Fire Sheep attacked, belching a great flame to cleanse his soul or otherwise wipe him from existing.
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Tarrasques are immune to fire, so that did nothing. The sheepfucking....it continues in earnest!
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Finally, the sheep had enough of it. The ship poisoned their own vaginas (or anuses, depending on which way Bob went) with cyanide, and so the next time Bob tried to penetrate that area, the poison would deliver the death blow to his dangalang.
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Unfortunately, for Bob, it did not kill him. He could not be revived anymore, however his dick had been slightly melted and would forever been flaccid.
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But bob knew one thing no other man knew. After years of sheep fucking, his body had understood how much work his dick had to overcome, so it made a second dick that came out of his anus, and that's why he could continue sheep fucking with his reserve dick.
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Bill fucked sheep.
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Fortunately, Bob's Tarrasque body was also immune to poison. He was too powerful to be harmed. He was the end for sheep anuses and vaginas alike, as well as the end for the world.
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Despairing at this, the High Sheep Council convened for an emergency meeting one December dawn and after hours of debating, the High Sheep Council came out with a short declaration to sheepkind. There was only one way to defeat Bob and Bill, it read, and that was an act of mass ritual suicide by explosion; so all the sheep killed themselves. Bob and Bill were declared heroes of mankind for defeating the world-conquering sheep from hell.
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Bill fucked dead sheep.
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