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Concerned about his little boy of four years attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with the ashes of suicidal sheep, Bill's dad, Bill Sr., who was a self-declared asexual with no sexual feelings of any kind and who had produced Bill via in vitro fertilisation, sent Bill to see a psychologist.
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Bill killed the psychologist and continued fucking sheep.
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Jane did not appreciate being killed by a crazy little boy with delusions of screwing extinct animals. She got right up and smacked him silly. 'Cause that's what all spoilt little brats deserve amahright?
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Bill used dark magic to turn Jane into a sheep, fucked the new-found sheep silly, and went back to his glorious purpose in life. Fucking the rest of the sheep of course.
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Bill then fused with Bob making bioll, which made the ultimate sheep fucker who than committed suicide as the sheep he fucked were magical and sent him to the deepest part of hell preventing him from doing anything in hell and trying any means to escape and fuck sheep. (checkmate bitches)
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BUT ALL THE SHEEP were IN HELL! To Bioll though, this was more like heaven - not for those sheep though, not for those sheep.

Meanwhile, on Earth, the great goddess Gaia arose and expressed much sorrow and anger at the trespasses of Bioll and declared that she shall destroy mankind...

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Unfortunately Tarrasques are also infamously resistant to magic, so Bill and Bob split. However, Bill was now also a Tarrasque... Using their ungodly Tarrasque powers that some neglectful fuck up decided to give Bob, the two rallied all their sheep sex-slaves and burst out of hell, where they would begin to fight Mother Gaia, while Bill began preparing a certain sheep transformation spell for him and Bob's new opponent...
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But mother Gaia was blessed by the meme king god Harambee and became memetic tier, which is beyond omnipotent and used her newfound meme powers to destroy both bob and bill's souls forever meaning they can't do anything about it, meaning they can't defend themselves or attack back, they were then banished to the shadow realm where they where alone no sheep, only each other and they couldn't escape forever.
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And lo, Bill and Bob lamented, for they had all the sheep-screwing secrets in existence but not a single sheep to use them on.

Having obliterated the ones who caused her fury, Gaia reclined back on her throne of thorns and allowed mankind some respite - 'but you fookin leave me sheep alone,' she warned, 'cause she's Scottish like that.



Centuries later, artists painting The Epic of Bill'n'Bob'n'Jane'n'Gaia, would depict this moment thus
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But the Meme God King Harambee took away Gaia's meme powers and turned her into a sheep and sent her to the shadow realm where Bob and Bill were being hopelessly fucked till the end of time.
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And then Mahz said 'oops', accidentally removed the airlock, and by doing so released the entirety of the shadow realm's contents in the universe. The lock was broken in such a way that it had the reverse effect of making Bill and Bob impossible to lock, leaving an entire universe at their omnipresent and unbreakable mercy.
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The meme god-king Harambee then proceeded to destroy the universe and create a new, destroying even Mahz in the process the legendary Mahz the destruction banished them to the Sam Pepper channel being trapped as Sam pepper brutally fucked sheep.
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In the process of this massive act of destruction, god-king Harambee destroyed even himself and there was much weeping and crying and shaking of the heads and words such as 'you fool Harambeh! What have you done?'
But then Harambee was forgotten, along with all that, and humanity began a new age of innocent frolicking and carousing in this new universe, and there was much drinking of spiced wines and eating of honeyed bear meat; for the world was young and all things were yet good. And there were no sheep.
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But then the omnipotent anime meme god-king cory in the house revived Harambee and banished the universe to watch Sam pepper fuck a sheep for all of eternity.
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Its too bad this story is based on fuck your stupid shit, becauze Bob and Bill were immune to everything forever because they fucked sheep for a living. They turned the entire multiverse into sheep and fucked them into eternity.
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And then they died.
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Said old Granpa Bjorn as he closed The Little Storybook of Children's Bedtime Tales and kissed little Waxna goodnight. 'And the moral of the story is? Always turn the oven off when you're catching mice. Night night.'
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And then Bob burst through the roof and threw sheep skin at Waxna. The End.
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'You had a good run ol' boy,' said old Granpa Bjorn to Bob as he undressed. 'And now your wee lil butt's moin'.
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"Bjorn ol bean, you're 'bout to get double teamed by two world ending super lizards."
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