Hello. As my name suggests. I am part of the religion of the "Cheese is gas" religion. I am a priest there and many followers respect me.

Just kidding. I'm trying to be funny but i am failing. Puny little person that i am.

Maybe i should tell a little about myself instead. I am Cheese. Currently i live in hell.

I am interested in roleplays which won't end in an hour. But those who stay alive for weeks. I prefer not to role-play with people who know how to speak the English language in a correct manner. I prefer people speaking like this: "He looked at the anomalous object not knowing it would snap it's neck. And then, unexpectedly it lunged towards him. Annihilating him from existance" over "MAN LOOK AT BOX. BOX KILL HIM ASJBDFALJSHFAHSBFKJABFKJNSDKFJSDKLJFHSD;LKJFHSDLFSK;JLEHFSOIHVFIUSEYFVPHSIEFUSPUGDFJSBDDOFYGSDKLJFGSDOIUHFSJDGFHHGHHHHHHH"

Thank you for your time.

-Cheese

Edited at 9:43

I've always heard that cheese is a kind of meat. A tasty yellow treat, if you will.