The snow drifted lazily through the night air, a brisk and biting cold compared to the the quite comfortable and warm interiors of the Baronâs manor. The meeting had adjourned and standing next to one another were Lucian and Lakshmi, both seeming very out of place in the wintery climate considering the places they both had called home. While most of the others had departed, having had the foresight to arrange transportation, the two friends had elected to split cab fare and catch up on the adventures they had been up in recent years since theyâd last been in acquaintance. If nothing else, the good Baron Carnock had a way of bringing people together.
Lucian readjusted his scarf, feeling like he was have preferred to endure another bout of malaria than wait another ten minutes for the headlights of the taxi to arrive in the snow. âQuite the interesting assortment of guests tonight. I must admit I was surprised to see that you were in attendance. How long has it been?â he asked Lakshmi.
Interesting was an understatement, though she politely kept that comment to herself. Or rather, she was distracted by trying to remember the last time she had seen Lucian. She never did have the best recollection of events, only remembering highlights and never details. âI want to say...four years?â She took a random guess, although that didnât seem right. âNo, itâs three, you passed by Newham and we ran into one another then,â She paused, realizing her memory was complete crap, though she couldnât quite hide her smile. âActually, you nearly toppled me over. Always in a rush, arenât you?â
That prompted a chuckle from Lucianâs lips as he slipped a cigarette between them, his hand searching his great coat pocket for a lighter. âPerhaps I am always fishing for a conversation starter with you. That or crowds and I do not agree, so in my haste, I might have taken inspiration from a rhinoceros. What makes for a better tale?â he asked, offering a cigarette to Lakshmi. âWe always seem to find the strangest locations around the globe to come across one another. Perhaps we should begin sending telegrams and leave it less to fate, no? It is always a genuine pleasure to make up for lost time.â
Politely shaking her head and declining his cigarette, Lakshmi exhaled into her hands in an attempt to warm herself. He had a point; they really did have an odd time always running into one another, whether it was in England, France, or any other country. Even reuniting now had to be more than happenstance, or at least, that was how she felt. Looking up at Lucian, she raised an eyebrow at him. âItâs not as fun if we start arranging to meet,â She couldnât help but tease him lightly, although she did agree. âBut yes, we should try to close the gaps. Maybe shorten it to once a year? I have to admit, this time I donât have as much to report. I falsely believed once I graduated Iâd have more adventures, but...well, tonight is the most exciting Iâve had for quite some time.â
âMy dear, youâre going to have to start paying me a visit in the Congo. Outside of this particular job, I mean. Rich French aristocracy pays handsomely to look at animals and suffer from heat exhaustion, Iâd much rather be in the company of someone who could actually appreciate it.â Lucian replied, letting the embers light from the Zippo. Inhaling lightly and letting his breath mingle with the fluttering snow, he continued. âBut yes, I think once a year could be quite agreeable for both of us. Both from a social and business standpoint, Iâm always looking for new clients. I could always take on an apprentice?â he teased, offering her a wink.
âIf youâre in need of an arm, leg, whatever it may be, Iâd be more than happy to help,â Lakshmiâs boredom with her life was apparent, and she made no effort to hide it. At the very least, she knew there was never a dull moment with Lucian around. âThereâs only so many mothers I can tolerate coming in hysteria because their husbands didnât notice their new haircuts.â She huffed, slightly pouting. âItâs the same reason I even considered this...expedition. I thought it better to go searching for something that may not even exist than staying home reading the paper and ignoring the hundreth telegraph coming from my mother.â
âYouâve gotten your hair cut?
When?â He asked, feigning shock before resuming his stoic vigil of staring towards the darkness for a sign of reprieve from the damned cold. âLife is too short and interesting to stay cooped up in a life of domestic tedium, I feel. Even if this expedition turns up being a much of
merde de chien, Iâm still going to be doing what I do best with my life regardless. Perhaps afterwards, you would like to stay for a while longer? Weeks out in the bush, watching sunsets with elephants and fending off all manner of beasts with the muzzle of a
fusil? Iâll tell you, Lakshmi, life is seldom boring where Iâve learned to call home.â
The dark haired woman nodded in agreement, shifting her weight from one heel to another. She should take a page out of his book and do the same. Then again, her life had a way of throwing some unexpected twists, so who knew where it was going? Shivering slightly, she tried to clear out the more negative thoughts and ended up letting out a small sigh, watching her breath. âYouâd think Iâd learn...but if thatâs an open invitation, Iâm taking it,â She told him with a surprising amount of certainty. âI wonât lie, most of my motivation for accepting is getting away from this sort of weather, I canât
stand snow or cold or--any of it!â She joked, letting out a laugh.
As if answering her wishes, a pair of headlights began to round the bend. It appeared as if their taxi had finally arrived. âNow, when have I been a man who extends empty platitudes? Let us see what you think of the proposal after a few drinks, because I am going to need them to feel my toes again and try to recall if the Baron was being truthful that
fucking dinosaurs still exist.â
~~~
Kingsguard Tavern & Inn, Southampton, several hours laterâŚâSo the idiot pulls out this big fuck-off sized knife from his belt,
oui? He says to me, âYou watch your damned tongue to me, Frogâ. It was as if God himself had a sense of humour about this man and his over-compensation choice of sidearm, because the fool steps towards me, slips on the glass Iâd knocked over earlier, and down he goes!â To emphasize the point, Lucian ran his arm down and back upwards, mimicking the manâs fall. Suddenly, the Frenchman smashed his fist into the table. âBang! He smashes his face off of the bar, comes up and his face,â he circled his hand over his mouth several times, âItâs a mess, blood everywhere. Both his front teeth are missing, and he starts bawling like a child. Iâm not joking, this was a week after we met in Newham. Apparently, the gentleman American was quite envious of our agreement.â he let out a rancorous laugh at the memory, definitely feeling quite a bit warmed up after a for whiskeys and ales.
By now, a few glasses had piled up between Lucian and Lakshmi as they raced the liquor to recount stories and make up for time that had been lost. Considering the time of night, there were still numerous patrons about, and perhaps the most patient tavernkeep Lucian had seen. Then again, compared to much of the English lads that had called the place home, he was rather quaint and restrained in comparison. In fact, the only thing off about the night were the table of three men in the corner with dark eyes and faces that might as well have been carved from stone. It was actually what had prompted this particular drinking story.
Lakshmi watched Lucian, greatly enjoying his stories as her middle finger continuously traced the rim of her glass. The woman was definitely having a good time, letting herself go a bit with her own drinks. Lucianâs story had her grinning as he painted the picture of the scene for her, and she let out a chuckle as he finished. She picked up her glass, downing the rest of the whiskey and placed it down, raising her eyes to his again. âAs they say, the bigger they areâŚâ She laughed, shaking her head slightly. âYou always seem to be getting yourself into trouble! Iâm starting to think you like it.â
He smiled, in spite of himself. âCould very well be. Trouble seems to find me, but Iâve learned to enjoy the chaos life sends my way. It allows for fine evenings such as this. A toast, then? To good fortune and good company?â
Raising her glass, she agreed. âAnd dinosaurs,â She joked, though as she drank and placed her cup back on the table, she tilted her head slightly and lowered her voice. âI have to ask, and forgive me if this is my own paranoia, but...do you get the feeling weâve attractedâŚ
attention?â
âThose gentlemen in the corner? Theyâve been staring daggers at us since theyâve arrived. I assumed it was because we are aggressively very non-British.â He replied, setting his own glass down after emptying it. He felt the same unease towards the men, and even as he said it, he felt that there was something more than typical hooligan rage being directed towards them. Heâd seen similar looks on the Kaisarâs men during the Great War, one with cold hearts and murderous intent.
âIt might be prudent for us to switch establishments for the evening, would you agree?â he asked, glancing around for escapes, and if need be, anything that could be constituted as a weapon. The cigarette tray and several glasses seemed to be the battle order of the day. Adequate, if disappointing.
Lucianâs confirmation soured her mood a little, although she was glad she wasnât completely losing it. Clearing her throat, she would nod in agreement. âAh, well, all good things must come to an end,â She stated as she stood up and put her coat on.
If the men were trying to be subtle at this point, they were failing miserably on that count. One went to head off the exit while the other two approached straight towards the pair. Lucian quickly glanced over the figures, and from open coats the distinctive grip of Luger pistols were stuffed in the waistbands. While it wasnât entirely out of the realm of possibility they were war trophies, nothing was going to be left to chance. Lucian stood leisurely, as if greeting old friends, and downed what was left of the last glass on the table.
âMay we help you?â he asked, offering a stern and unblinking stare to the men. âI donât take kindly to men who accost myself nor my companions while armed. Leave us be, and I might forget this evening.â
The first man, with a surprisingly convincing English accent, replied, âCome quietly. No one needs to get hurt, but we will do what we must.â
âAh.
Câest la vie.â Lucian replied quietly, regarding the glass in his hand for a few moments before in a explosive burst, he brought it hard into the manâs face. With his other hand, an ash trash was plucked off of the table and shoved hard into the second manâs face, the crunching of a broken nose being blotted out with a puff of ash. With the ashtray still in hand, the Frenchman continued to use it as a striking instrument, alternating between men so theyâd have a harder time getting their guns out.
The bartender yelled something out that Lucian couldnât quite make out, but it sounded not unlike, âWhat the fuck do you think youâre doing?!â
âItâs being handled, sir!â Lakshmi told him as she spotted the third man coming in to help his allies. âHinsa se sambhaala,â She murmured under her breath as she slid her coat off, watching the hulk of a man approach them. Drawing her arm back, she decided to let him try to make the first strike, though rather than attack, he decided to try to grab her. Of course, the poor man had no idea what he was in for as she took his arm mid-grab, quickly twisting him around and throwing him onto the other pair. âDid we ever talk about my practice of platha, darling?â She asked Lucian.
âCanât recall, Iâm afraid. Care to demonstrate?â he replied, grabbing the arm of one of the men who was reaching into his coat, twisting it by the wrist behind his back while the other had managed to pull his gun out and had it trained on Lucian and the manâs partner. He began to pull the man away from Lakshmi to keep the gunman facing away from her. If he turned to face her, heâd break for him.
The barkeep, for his part, was particularly alarmed about the sudden presence of gunmen in his establishment. He ducked behind the counter, finding his trusty old side by side shotgun. When he rose up, he trained it on the man with the Luger in hand. âDrop your fucking piece!â the man bellowed.
âYou heard him.â Lucian remarked, calmly tilting his head towards the barkeep.
âWhat a ruckusâŚâ She commented, raising her eyebrows at the armed man. âThere isnât anything in this world that canât be talked out.â
Apparently not liking his chances, or deciding he was a far better gunslinger than he should have in that particular situation, the man opened fire, firing a shot towards Lucian and his hostage, the 9mm round digging into the Germanâs shoulder. The gunman swung towards the barkeep, preparing to suppress or kill the Briton only to immediately be hit with dozens of ball bearings from the double barrelled buckshot. He crumpled to the floor, dead before heâd even lost his balance. Lucian tossed the man away from him against a table, grabbing a chair and smashing it over the manâs back. Other than a pitiful moan, the man didnât move. Lucian looked to the barkeep, who was now fumbling with a box of shells to ram home into the shotgunâs breach.
âLakshmi, my dear, I think weâve overstayed our welcome.â He reached down and plucked the Luger, training it on the barkeep.
âWe do not wish for any trouble, sir. Just keep the gun down.â Reaching into his coat pocket, he plucked several bills and a handful of coin. âThat should cover our expenses, you can charge these fine gentlemen after we go,
dâaccord?â
There was no hiding Lakshmiâs rather giddy smile, though it faltered for a moment as the last man decided that rather than call it quits he would instead charge at them, grabbing her arm. Reacting without a second thought, she turned herself towards him, her leg hooking his ankle. Normally the next step should have ended there and the man should have stumbled, but she felt her heel slip into the crack and hold his leg steady, and she pushed down just a little too much on the man. His weight worked against him, and a rather sharp crack was heard as he fell. âOopsâŚâ Her word was drowned out by the manâs scream, and she hastily grabbed her coat, managing to wiggle her heel out of the floorboard. âWell then, have a good night!â She hurried to the entrance, her wide smile unabashedly showing her enjoyment. As the cold air hit her, she turned to Lucian. âCare to split a room? I donât think it wise to travel.â
Checking to make sure no one followed them out of the Kingsguard, Lucian pocketed the pistol and fell into step with Lakshmi. âTravelling, this time of night? Uncivilized.â Lucian remarked, shaking his hand after realizing it ached after their brief encounter with, who, exactly? âAnd a mighty forward offer on your behalf. I agree, letâs find somewhere a bit quieter. You can have the bed, Iâll take a chair, if they have one. I am a gentleman, after all.â A smile crossed his lips. âAnd we saved a bit of coin on drinks. Iâd say a productive night overall.â
Is this what he called productive? A joke, likely, but still, now that she was clear of mind and the adrenaline was wearing off, she had to admit she was concerned. âI wish I could agree, butâŚâ She looked around for a moment, making sure no one else was around before she would speak. âI canât think this is a coincidence. Itâs clear that they wanted us alive for...whatever reason.â She murmured, trying to think.
âWell, at least it gives some credibility for this entire endeavor. Whom would have the resources and drive to monitor the Baron and his associates and be bold enough to attempt to apprehend or silence them?â Lucian asked rhetorically. He put an arm around Lakshmiâs shoulders to reassure her; danger wasnât something one could shake off easily, and theyâd both escaped quite a bit of peril. âIâm sure the answers will materialize in time, but for now, we shall find our way to safety, and I will teach you how to shoot this gun in my pocket so the next time we run into those sorts of men, you will not find yourself at a lack of options. Besides, where weâre going, you are going to be thankful for it. Think of it as an opportunity to grow.â