Headmaster Josè
Title: Josè the Mexican Skeleton
Name: Josè P. Escobar
Age: Around 15 thousand years old
Species: Undead Skeleton
Previous Occupation: Entertainer; Musician
Catch phrase: Buenos Dias, fuckboy
Appearence: He looked as if he were in a mariachi band. He wears a black blazer, and a red cravat around his neck. On his legs were black pants and black shoes. Besides that he wore his sombrero and holds a guitar, nothing special really. Besides the fact that his guitar was unbreakable.
(image ain't mine, it's just funny and what the character looks like)
Powers/Abitlies: He's an undead skeleton, so he can't be killed again, only obliterated. But being dead has it's perks, such as infinite stamina and no need to eat. He has super speed because he's only bone, and he's very light. He also won the souls of both Osama bin ladin and Benito Mussolini in a round of poker with the devil, and can now summon both of them to do what he pleases with. After fighting the superdevil, he won an army of undead crusaders and Swiss soldiers. He can summon their undead souls and bodies to fight for him, weapons and all. Yet they are not normal undead, but demonic warriors of blood and death. They do not tire nor fade, and are able to morph into blood at will.
Bio: A few hundred years after his original death, a Columbia drug lord went insane. After an attempted slaughter (It didn't work, everyone was already dead), his friends were able to calm him down with an extreme amount of Weed.
After this event, he began to leap around the planes of the afterlife going by the name 'Bob'. Soon enough he ended up in the Mexican afterlife, began causing chaos like only a Columbia drug lord could. He stirred up so much trouble, that the Mexican border patrol was called in to deal with him. He would be rather easy to hunt down considering he had skin and everyone in the Mexican afterlife hand were skeletons, so he shed his skin with a razorblade. After stealing some clothes, he escaped to the planes of the afterlife traveling by his knew and final name; José.
With his new name, he began his crusade of chaos. In this time he made many including, but not limited to, the Spanish Inquisition, the Catholic church, the Irish mafia, the Japanese Yakuza, the Triads, the church of Scientology, the Norse god of death, both the Greek and roman pantheon of gods, Russia, the Mayans, the original Buddha, William Shakespeare, the German 13th panzer infantry(previously 13th infantry division, 13th motorized infantry division; later Panzer Division Feldherrnhalle 2), The Nazis, Valhalla, the Egyptian sun god, Elvis Presley, James Brown, the Nueva Mexicanidad, Alexander Graham Bell, Thomas Crapper, the mile high club, the original Pittsburgh pirates, Taiwan, Vlad Tepes, Jeb Foris of the south Carolina baptist convention, the salvation army, the swiss army, the creator of the walkman, the Westboro Baptist Church, the devil, the 10th catholic pope, the YTF Ranch, the IRS, and the aristocrats
Equipment: With him, this undead madman carries many, many thing with him. His sombrero has was enchanted by a combined effort of Merlin and Einstein, allowing a near infinite amount of space. He has the legendary blade Excalibur, given to him by king Arthur himself. He has the Holy Hand grenade, stolen from the Vatican itself. He 'appropriated' one of the nails that pierced Christ's body from the Don't Fuck with this armory, one of the reasons Jesus hates him. He stole Poseidon's Trident giving the wielder control over water, as well as the original flame that Prometheus gave to man. For some reason Sun Wukong gave him his Phoenix feather cap, who's wear gains the ability to be reborn as well as reincarnate others. José also found one of Babe Ruth's baseball bats, which can launch anything miles away. He also has a table made by Jesus, for some reason. He stole the little boy atomic bomb from the Japanese yakuza of the afterlife. He was able to convince Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison to work together to create a gun, which was more like a mad scientist's death ray, compact into a gun. One of the weapons in his arsenal was an old musket, enchanted to explode. He also has a German panzer tank and an airplane from the mile high club that he modded to hell with the help of a stoned Odin, as well as the holy grail filled with with water from the fountain of youth. Willian Wallace gave him a bagpipe as a joke, and he took it with stride. He also got Elvis Presley and James Brown to enchant it, giving it the ability to summon tangible sound waves. José also stole the original Communist Manifesto from Karl Marx himself.
Personality: From his back story, you can probably guess that Josè isn't the most stable. He is extremely spastic in nature, flip flopping at a moments notice. He can be kind one minute and wrathful the next. Yet when something or someone ganders his attention, he gains an odd focus; though almost unnoticeable to all. Besides that, he loves to screw with people, practical jokes and pranks galore. Though his definition of a 'joke' can be rather skewed, the undead skeleton doesn't exactly know or care about when one of his 'jokes' Is taken too far. Some people think he knows this, and thinks it better if it's taken too far. It's the sort of vibe he gives off, if any at all.
Other: Strangely enough, the skeleton is very talented when it comes to interior decorating, an unknown passion of his. He is very good, and takes pride in his work
