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Are you tired of the usual tales of sword and swoorcery? All that shiny armor gotcha down? Do you feel the sudden urge to violently take the unfortunate frustrations of your life out on those very same sword-wielding sorcerers? Well then, BOY do I have an offer for YOU! For the LOW LOW LOW (low) price of several days/weeks/months of your time, you could take on the role of a savage (or maybe not-so-savage) Gaelic-esc clans-person duking it out with both snobby-nosed riverlands soldiers and your own grizzled (and/or grizzly) neighbors in the lush and definitely populous mountains of Ulgothe...otherwise known as the Realm Of Krolm, patron saint of Nature! (And who doesn't love Nature?)
So come on over and choke yourself up an axe - we've got friendly enemy skulls to split!
Are you tired of the usual tales of sword and swoorcery? All that shiny armor gotcha down? Do you feel the sudden urge to violently take the unfortunate frustrations of your life out on those very same sword-wielding sorcerers? Well then, BOY do I have an offer for YOU! For the LOW LOW LOW (low) price of several days/weeks/months of your time, you could take on the role of a savage (or maybe not-so-savage) Gaelic-esc clans-person duking it out with both snobby-nosed riverlands soldiers and your own grizzled (and/or grizzly) neighbors in the lush and definitely populous mountains of Ulgothe...otherwise known as the Realm Of Krolm, patron saint of Nature! (And who doesn't love Nature?)
So come on over and choke yourself up an axe - we've got friendly enemy skulls to split!