Your origin story goes something like this:
youtu.be/0-dablOIdjY

Whisked away through the Twilight Zone by the simple act of making a photocopy to an alternate Earth where a good secretary is revered. Without a SECRETARY how can the world possibly function? Employers look like fools; businesses fail; nothing ever gets done.

Now unlike the secretary in this video, you don’t have the perfect job lined up. But you did run into a headhunter that gave you her card. SHE specializes in finding critical employees for helpless employers and negotiates salary and benefits. The job she finds you is one of working for DHS as a civilian contractor to assist a two time Nobel prize winning scientist - who doesn’t think he needs a secretary. However, HE isn’t the one hiring you. HE can’t fire you. And as many meetings as he has been late to or had to ‘wing it’ he clearly needs help. The man always wears the same clothes - well new versions of the same thing he wore yesterday. Okay … he has a butler for that.