Hello! Hello!
Welcome back Ghouls and Gals!
It's DJ Skully, self proclaimed King of the Apocalypse; back with another installment of 'Skully Says!'
Welcome back Ghouls and Gals!
It's DJ Skully, self proclaimed King of the Apocalypse; back with another installment of 'Skully Says!'
Our first message comes from one Nina O'Neal, student at Laughton Community College, she writes:
Dear Skully,
Big fan of your podcasts. I was wondering, you got any idea what the hell started this mess? Was it the government? Aliens? What did this?
Love,
Nina O'Neal, student at Laughton Community CollegeThanks for writing, Nina! Well as it so happens your King has something of an idea of how this nonsense happened! Let me tell all you ghouls and gals a little story:
About a month ago, this big ass storm hit our small town of Laughton. BIG damn storm right during the first football game of the season. Just came out of nowhere. Now not everyone saw it but I DID so believe me when I say something happened downtown. This giant column of light appeared and shot up right into the sky. After that, things took a hard left turn into crazy town. People all over town just turned into those wonderful zombies now roaming the streets. Now, the ghouls and gals over at Laughton had the right idea. They shut the only set of gates to get in the actual school. Turns out the zombies aren't so good at climbing metal fencing or a solid 10 foot brick wall. However, that was just on the first night.
As the days went on though, people started to turn into damn psychos. Turns out people tend to go crazy when the living dead start rising. We got guys like this Mr. Mephistopheles guy.....god FUCK that guy. Any of you ghouls or gals see that asshole, just turn tail and RUN. I'm a tough dude but that guy nearly gut me like a fish with a pair of hunting knives! For that matter, avoid the library as well. I don't know WHAT made the zombies but it made other stuff too and the closer you get to the city library, the more dangerous it gets. I'm talking Revenants, Titans, Widowmakers, just the big nasty baddies you REALLY don't want to mess with. Zombies? Easy. Hit them in the head, zombie is dead.
You guys are probably tired of hearing me talk though and want to hear your zombie killing tunes, don't ya? So without FURTHER ado, we'll get to the tune. A personal favorite of mine.
This is "The Spooky Scary Skeletons Remix" by The Living Tombstone.
This is DJ Skully reminding you to aim for the head, and kill the undead!
