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In 2003, while serving as an infantry officer in the US Army, I tested a prototype of an unmanned ground vehicle for a company designing these fantastic robotic devices. Then I wrote a document detailing tasks the prototype could perform for their design team.
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The above advertisement was found at the top center of the roleplayers guild site on my laptop this morning. I would like to say, if I die, no one would put one of those Fugly Shirts on my corpse. God those are awful!
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Jabberwocky sound the dread alarm

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I have a pet aloe vera plant named Fernando.
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I broke my own compound bow in middle school by dry shooting it. I snapped one of the strings against my arm and so concludes the trilogy of how many weapons I have broken.
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I put my phone on the roof of my car. At some point in time while driving, it fell off. I found it an hour later. It was flat(ter) and the screen was in a thousand pieces.
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I put my phone on the roof of my car. At some point in time while driving, it fell off. I found it an hour later. It was flat(ter) and the screen was in a thousand pieces.

That stinks.
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The tablet I have now is a replacement for one I had before. My first one? I accidentally broke it one day when I got frustrated, the screen shattered. Boy was I upset at myself for that one. it was a good few weeks before I was able to get a new one.
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The other day I captured a beautiful sapphire Aztec dancer damselfly, snatching it out of the air gently and containing it within my grasp. I returned it to the outdoors from where it had came, having wondered into my lair by some happenstance. Holding it, I examined it thoroughly and it was none bothered by its brief captivity, content to clean itself and stare up at me with wondrous globe-like eyes while we communed. When all was said and done, it lifted off from me and flew back into the world that I had returned it to.
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I played in construction sites as a kid.
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I failed high school but first I was held back in kindergarten
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So my phone was crushed on Saturday and today my laptop won't start. Still haven't replaced the phone due to the Pandemic and everything still shut down.
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So my phone was crushed on Saturday and today my laptop won't start. Still haven't replaced the phone due to the Pandemic and everything still shut down.


Your luck is just getting worse and worse.
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I have often felt unlucky and I can relate to that much.
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At the lateral commissure of both eyes, the canthus, I feature scarification. Oddly if not befittingly, this has amplified them and is not dissimilar to the "cat eye" effect associated with the cosmetics of the ancient Egyptians.
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A few times I had a couple bagels for dinner before, usually because I was not feeling all that hungry or not in the mood to really cook or anything.
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The beaches here opened yesterday. Maybe now I'll get to wear that $200 bathing suit I bought from Victoria's Secret.
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Sometimes when I scream into the void, it screams back at me.
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I had my first panic attack recently.
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I've made a grave mistake. I was offered the one month free trial of Amazon Prime yet again and it finally happened... I caught what I like to call the one-click buy disease.
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impulse buying, the dreaded weakness of almost every human being. I understand that much all too well.
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