"Huh, what happened? Why do I feel so drained?"
Hiro rubbed his head. "Oh my God!!!!, where's my hair, why am I bald?"

"Tom Tucker reporting the news here and it seems a bald man and an ugly floating baby are fighting."

<Snipped quote by Dark Cloud>

"I'll snap your neck, Tom Tucker. I'm not a baby!"

"Yeah Tom Tucker, I'm not a man or bald!" Screamed Hiro.
"You wanna fight me, Turkey Tom Tucker?"

"Yeah Tom Tucker, I'm not a man or bald!" Screamed Hiro.
"You wanna fight me, Turkey Tom Tucker?"

<Snipped quote by Kenshi>

"It seems I've made a reporting error apparently the person is not a man or bald. I apologize bearded woman."

<Snipped quote by Kenshi>

"Aaaand you'll need help for that. Want me to call the Ningen Exterminators to help? Tom Tucker's extremely powerful in all that is news-telling and fake-advertising."
Peanut wants to meet the Ningen Exterminators.

<Snipped quote by Carmen Sandiego>

"And to Cindy Chung with the live report"

"..."

"Dear god is she?"

"CUT THE $%^&ING BROADCAST YOU-"

*Blue screens on all TVs watching Quohog News.*

<Snipped quote by Kenshi>

"It seems I've made a reporting error apparently the person is not a man or bald. I apologize bearded woman."

<Snipped quote by Dark Cloud>

Hiro hugs peanut, "Your my best friend"
"If it wasn't for you, I'd be zombie food"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Hiro screamed
*poof*
...
O.o

"You said I was dust, disintegrated, how am I still talking and where is my body?"