I do a backwards somersault out of bed every morning. I can't get up without jumpstarting my heart.
My father recently upset me. I am quite angry with him right now.
I have brown hair and brown eyes.
Umm, hmmm, well I can Slam dance, does that count?
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You bet your smooth shiny metal ass it counts.
Also, the baddest argentine tango dancing partner I ever had was a 70 yr old math professor. She was sexy, I can't explain it.