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*Grumbles*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have mortals to consume.

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You sure I couldn't interest you in something less mortal-y? Maybe a PB&J?

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No. It sticks to my insides. Disgustingly so.

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*Scoffs*

What little steps indeed. I've already mastered my physical body, so age is not a concern. Soon my astral body will be the same way as well, and from there I'll finally be able to reach a state where I can remember my past lives and will no longer need to reincarnate. All this within a matter of months.

*Smirks*

Every human has that same potential buried deep within them, waiting to be let loose upon the world. Just because your kind take longer to master the most basic of things does not mean everyone else does. And as far as hate and destruction goes, compared to what you've apparently done...

*Gestures to Harlock's ship*

...I'd say we're nowhere near as bad. Our problems have, after all, been limited to this tiny blue rock while yours seem to go further than they need to. That last being a fault wholly of your own doing.

*Pauses another moment*

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*after a moment, one of the ships changes in form and color, and begins to fire upon the other ships*

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...I’m going to call Shinji.
*Opens my phone and dials his number*

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Shinji: *picks up, but you can hear what sounds like a battle, and some sort of beast roaring in the distance*

Kind of busy right now, this better be important.

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Ezmeralda:
so you refuse my kindness? You refuse the offer to no longer suffer? To lose? To no longer feel pain?

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It doesn't scream while you eat it though.

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Neither does my prey. By the time I reach them, they've already accepted me as their god, and what mortal would refuse the will of something they consider to be divine?

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Perhaps. But you won't find it.

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*Smiles*
Hey, you’d be surprised. Besides, brainwashing is super not-gonna-fly.

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It will find me...
*The gem’s instability grows in its failure to absorb anything of more substance, growing to the point where it’s eating reality around it at a cataclysmic rate*

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*Rumbles*

It's a little too late for you to stop. Or did you think me incapable of multitasking?

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Shall it? That troublesome artifact will be neutralized.
*The crystal materializes in my hand, and I throw it into my cloak, which allows it to continue flying indefinitely as if the material were a dark portal instead of a solid*

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Always does. The scale of infinity to which it and I exist are incomprehensible to even the largest of Existences like yours.
*Puts my palms together, and pulls from seemingly nowhere, a brand new compressed ellipsoid of Brinkspace which glows with a more distant-feeling instability just like the gem*

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I’m sure not very good at it.