Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.
The name's Pug. I might also be a pug. You don't know, but more importantly, you can't prove anything.
No fancy BBCodes today. Just the bidness.
Anyway, without further ado, here's a few example plot hooks, which you're free to pursue wholesale, to tinker and tweak, or to ignore altogether as you propose your own ideas in genres I like:
Okay, that's it. Hoping to hear from you soon.
The name's Pug. I might also be a pug. You don't know, but more importantly, you can't prove anything.
No fancy BBCodes today. Just the bidness.
About Me:
➣ Honestly way too old to still be playing make-believe on the internet. (Yeah it's >21. Ugh.)
➣ Male
➣ Eastern Standard Time
➣ Grammatically I write at the Advanced level. I mean, I use a lot of semicolons and em-dashes. This automatically entitles me to walk around with a cane and a feathered pimp hat and call other writers "plebeians," right?
➣ Post length fluctuates according to what the scene needs. My current record sits at 4,708 words in a single post, but maaaaaaybe don't expect that level of gumption all the time ...
➣ I write character-driven narratives, and am always aiming to keep you invested, interested, and on your toes.
➣ I can do forum, PM, or Discord RP; up to you.
➣ Statistically speaking, you will quit the RP before I do. I VERY RARELY ghost or leave partners in the dark (and there are reasons when I do, not that I'm worried about you at all, cutie). 99 out of 100 times, I'll reply eventually, either in the RP continuing the story or in OOC explaining what the hold-up is. Thank you for your patience.
➣ Yeah it, uh, takes me a while to post sometimes. I'm sorry in advance.
➣ Romance is neat. Smut is lame. Fade-to-black please.
➣ I will play any gender pairing you want, but romance paths are only available in MxF pairings (with some setting-specific exceptions not detailed here pls inquire within if needed).
➣ Things I will play with you:
➣ Male
➣ Eastern Standard Time
➣ Grammatically I write at the Advanced level. I mean, I use a lot of semicolons and em-dashes. This automatically entitles me to walk around with a cane and a feathered pimp hat and call other writers "plebeians," right?
➣ Post length fluctuates according to what the scene needs. My current record sits at 4,708 words in a single post, but maaaaaaybe don't expect that level of gumption all the time ...
➣ I write character-driven narratives, and am always aiming to keep you invested, interested, and on your toes.
➣ I can do forum, PM, or Discord RP; up to you.
➣ Statistically speaking, you will quit the RP before I do. I VERY RARELY ghost or leave partners in the dark (and there are reasons when I do, not that I'm worried about you at all, cutie). 99 out of 100 times, I'll reply eventually, either in the RP continuing the story or in OOC explaining what the hold-up is. Thank you for your patience.
➣ Yeah it, uh, takes me a while to post sometimes. I'm sorry in advance.
➣ Romance is neat. Smut is lame. Fade-to-black please.
➣ I will play any gender pairing you want, but romance paths are only available in MxF pairings (with some setting-specific exceptions not detailed here pls inquire within if needed).
➣ Things I will play with you:
⤷ Fantasy
⤷ Slice-of-Life
⤷ Your ideas! If you have them, please pitch them.
⤷ Synthesizing any combination of the above in unique and compelling ways
➣ Things I will not play with you:⤷ Dark Fantasy
⤷ Low Fantasy
⤷ New Weird (à la Planescape: Torment and Perdido Street Station)
⤷ Gaslamp / "Steampunk"
⤷ Gothic Fiction⤷ Low Fantasy
⤷ New Weird (à la Planescape: Torment and Perdido Street Station)
⤷ Gaslamp / "Steampunk"
⤷ Vampire: the Masquerade, and vampires in general as long as they're evil as fuck
⤷ Science Fiction⤷ Cyberpunk
⤷ Space Opera
⤷ Mecha
⤷ Apocalypse/Post-Apocalypse/Survival Horror
⤷ Noir⤷ Space Opera
⤷ Mecha
⤷ Apocalypse/Post-Apocalypse/Survival Horror
⤷ Slice-of-Life
⤷ Delinquents! Banchō, sukeban, bōsōzoku ... if it's got pompadours and teenaged attitude, I am ALL IN.
⤷ Gambling⤷ Your ideas! If you have them, please pitch them.
⤷ Synthesizing any combination of the above in unique and compelling ways
⤷ Superheroes
⤷ Urban Fantasy
⤷ Isekai
⤷ Sports
⤷ Canon characters from that thing you like. OCs only.
➣ I will answer questions in the thread, but to seek out a prospective partnership you must please PM me.⤷ Urban Fantasy
⤷ Isekai
⤷ Sports
⤷ Canon characters from that thing you like. OCs only.
About You, the Perfect Writing Partner:
➣ Your writing operates at the Advanced level for plotting, character creation and development, and all the actually important stuff in an RP; your spelling, grammar, and post length at least sit at, say, the mid-Casual level. I can read your post and understand what you're saying because it doesn't look like a nuclear launch code.
➣ You create a character who is flawed, blemished, scarred, and above all, deeply human and interesting. This character has chemistry with mine.
➣ You're active, engaged, and motivated in plotting out the story with me, not content to let me do all the leg-work. You have a VISION, and by God you're going to make sure somebody (me, I mean me) fucking sees it.
➣ You will refuse to quit the RP before me out of sheer spite.
➣ You will include the word "Fugeddaboutit" somewhere in your solicitation. Not to prove you read the thread, but to let me know that you're a sweet Italian nonna from Brooklyn, preferably named Gabriella, and you make a mean marinaaaaaar'. 🤌
➣ You create a character who is flawed, blemished, scarred, and above all, deeply human and interesting. This character has chemistry with mine.
➣ You're active, engaged, and motivated in plotting out the story with me, not content to let me do all the leg-work. You have a VISION, and by God you're going to make sure somebody (me, I mean me) fucking sees it.
➣ You will refuse to quit the RP before me out of sheer spite.
➣ You will include the word "Fugeddaboutit" somewhere in your solicitation. Not to prove you read the thread, but to let me know that you're a sweet Italian nonna from Brooklyn, preferably named Gabriella, and you make a mean marinaaaaaar'. 🤌
Anyway, without further ado, here's a few example plot hooks, which you're free to pursue wholesale, to tinker and tweak, or to ignore altogether as you propose your own ideas in genres I like:
Okay, that's it. Hoping to hear from you soon.