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I hate to break it to you, but that doesn’t make any sense when I don’t think about it at all.

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What’s the worst that could happen? I’m already in this deep, and I haven’t eaten since I died.
*Picks up the burger and takes a big bite*

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Well, I hope you like it!

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Yes?

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I hate to break it to you, but that doesn’t make any sense when I don’t think about it at all.

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What’s the worst that could happen? I’m already in this deep, and I haven’t eaten since I died.
*Picks up the burger and takes a big bite*

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How hard would it be to make these out of sugar glass?

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Really?
*My head drops and hits the bar on its side*
I'm gonna need some time to process this...

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Your shadow have a name?

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*Chews and then swallows*
It’s way better than the stuff I usually make myself eat, I’ll tell you that much.
*Takes another drink then eats a fry*

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How hard would it be to make these out of sugar glass?

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Really?
*My head drops and hits the bar on its side*
I'm gonna need some time to process this...

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Uh... Hey, do you have a name?
*Leans back and looks at my shadow, which now follows my movements normally*
Guess not.

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There is a reason why these are called comfort foods!
*laughs*

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Sugar glass huh? I’ll see if my cook can make it.

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*Narrows my eyes*
It’s not consistent is it? The weird stuff.

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There is a reason why these are called comfort foods!
*laughs*

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Sugar glass huh? I’ll see if my cook can make it.

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It's okay if not, I just thought I'd ask!

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Nope! Random acts of convenience. Or inconvenience. Depends on the day.

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Are they convenient or inconvenient more often than not?

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I'd say convenient! It's never plain evil if that's what you mean.

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Nah, I just mean is it more often that your shoelaces are conspiring to trip you than they tie themselves, or something.

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Oh, nope, usually nothing like that. Stuff doesn't usually come alive like that, but places like this kinda invite it.

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“Places like this”?

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Uhhh, that's a good question. And bad phrasing from me. I guess the easiest way to put it is that the atmosphere changes what happens?

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Hmm. Well, you’ve sold yourself as functionally a cartoon character to me. And honestly I’m still weighing whether you’re a hallucination or not. So I believe your absurdist claims.

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You're on the right track! And once we've both left and gone to wherever home is, maybe a hallico— maybe we'b— maybe there's no difference.
*Pushes the empty glass backward*
I need to slow down...

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…
*Snorts*
Wow, I thought that was me losing it for a moment.

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I thought it was a brain freeze...
*Squeezes my eyes tight in a long blink*
It wasn't a brain freeze.