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Events like that are the best, in my business. You think there's a catastrophe, turns out to be just an inconvenience with a cause you can shake your head at now, and laugh at later.

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Did anything happen to that guy?

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I dunno. Not anyone that worked for me.

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Hopefully he didn’t get in much trouble for it. That’s hilarious!

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Something wrong?

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If you need a hand, feel free to say so.

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That’s hard to pick from. My favorite kind is the one that starts out serious but ends up being a false because someone did something they shouldn’t have.

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It’s likely he did. But the shipment itself was never in danger, just him.

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I don’t wish to go further, if that’s okay with you?

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*in a strained voice*
Nono, I am good!
*a lady in a maid outfit walks out of the kitchen doors, she walks up behind me and pucks my up by my arms towards the drink, I grab it and she gently sets me down, but my face is beet red, and she walks back into the kitchen*

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I think everywhere should have a laughter bonus so you don't get in trouble if it was funny.

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Say no more. No problem. Sooo how about that airline food?

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More lambs for the slaughter!!

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Funny enough, I don’t like flying in airplanes.

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*Holds the staff into the ground, leaning on it for support*
Twenty years to each...
*They form a five-point star of blue energy, which condenses around you and causes each of your organs to flow at a different speed in time*

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*I cough up blood, but with a wild grin*
You think at this point, with my power, my internal organs are important to me?
*pulls back my fist, the space around it begins to warp violently*

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Go, my students... Protect her.

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*I cough up blood, but with a wild grin*
You think at this point, with my power, my internal organs are important to me?
*pulls back my fist, the space around it begins to warp violently*

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Go, my students... Protect her.

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*Gets accelerated directly into you by the squad, colliding my empty palm with an explosive purple light*

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*matches the explosive palm strike with my fist, just as instant as you meet up with me, the force of our attacks warps the space around us with a barrage of thunder-like sounds*

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I don’t wish to go further, if that’s okay with you?

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*in a strained voice*
Nono, I am good!
*a lady in a maid outfit walks out of the kitchen doors, she walks up behind me and pucks my up by my arms towards the drink, I grab it and she gently sets me down, but my face is beet red, and she walks back into the kitchen*

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I think everywhere should have a laughter bonus so you don't get in trouble if it was funny.

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Say no more. No problem. Sooo how about that airline food?

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What a loyal employee.

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If only the whole world were so lighthearted as that.

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*Grins*
That's the kind of world I wanna live in.

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*Punches the ground, creating geysers of pink and purple energy that rain down on you like needles*

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What a loyal employee.

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If only the whole world were so lighthearted as that.