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*Summersaults over the whips toward you, converting the gun into a single weapon's barrel the size of my body, connected at my shoulder and aimed point blank at your face*
Fire.
*An explosion rings out from the barrel that shatters the glass behind you and rumbles the windows several floors up and down*

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*Rushes headlong into the explosion, thrusting my hands through the flames and clapping down with two hands on either end of the barrel of the weapon, shattering it to bits before the blast even clears*

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Alright, leave.

*Presses a button on a hologram that pops up, ejecting you from the dimension*

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*A seemingly blunt sword overtakes my other hand, built from the collection of malformed, shifting, and angular gray blobs, which I swing into your abdomen, leaving traces of the gray objects along its trail and on anything it touches*

*is showing a girl with goat horns the menu and pointing at a certain item on it*

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*Sits quietly, with my hands in my lap*

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*looks at you then motions the girl to the kitchen and she hurriedly runs to the kitchen with the sound of appliances being moved and used, I walk towards you with a menu*
Welcome to the Tavern!
*places the menu down*
Take your time with the menu and enjoy the atmosphere, if you have any question please let me know!
*smiles*

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What do you like best?

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*rubs and messes with my index finger as I speak*
The lady fingers are my favorite! Nice and crunchy with a that sweet hint of minced meat!
*smiles*

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*Perks up*
Are they made with real ladies’ fingers?

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*laughs*
No, but I know that some wish they were with a number of reasons.
*points to an item on the menu*
I have heard by my non-human customers that this is the closest thing to human food, if you're catchin' what I'm throwin'.

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The long porkchop?

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*scratches my head*
Y'know? now that I think back...no-one has said the item name out loud.
*closes my eyes and tilts my head*
Maybe I should change it...but yeah.

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*Nods*
I’ll have that one then.

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*nods*
Very well...that one.
*writes it down*
Anything to drink, hun?

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Do you have anything you really like?

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Depends, what kind of drink are you feeling? and would it be alcoholic or non?

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I like it a little... spicy, I guess? I don’t go out very much. Are there different choices between the two?

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Spicy, I can do spicy....and yes, there are...kinda. You would have more of a variety with non, though some have said the taste of alcohol can be spicy...And many of the alcoholic have virgin versions.

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Okay, alcoholic then. I don’t really like earthy or flowery flavors very much.