All sales are final and I get half your soul! Thank you for entering into this contract and I look forward to working with you! Welcome to the club!

Not Sams club... we couldn't get a brand deal.

You do get a discount at Costco though! So I mean... there's that.

Them vagabonds that think they've done a justice onto themselves using the STATUS's to lurk thought they could get 1 on me, indubiously for a finite, but nah I made my STATUS for a permanence for those lucky few who care enough to hover their cursor over my chat-box that shares the area near my Avatar|Signature. That's the real style to this place, bending the spectrum to kill the deflectors.

The half your soul could make sense, but the rest is retarded. This is a roleplay area - there are no contracts really, freedom is in itself by the by. I do like your powerful Avatar - I hope it's not something fascist instead, and really is that you want silvery gray hair to harlequin a poetic - the time is 5:55... I really must be going.

The half your soul could make sense, but the rest is retarded.

Let's be careful on this kinda thing, my boy. Gotta read the rules.