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Ooh, we can do that!

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Hooray!

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First: Do you have any allergies? Fears? Mild pet peeves?

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*shakes my head*
A lot of my problems have been dealt with recently.

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That’s awesome!
*Pulls out a crisp yellow, spiral-bound notepad and flips it open to the thirteenth page*
Then we can skip most of the survey questions and get right into the meat of the issue.

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I do like meat.

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*Frantically takes notes*
Go on.

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Uhhh, relaxing?

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Should we touch it? With something?

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Uh huh uh huh uh huh.
*Puts on a pair of rectangular glasses*
And?

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*looks at you confused*

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I take it that's a no?

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What as a ‘no’?

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What as a ‘no’?

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*Nods as if grasping some revelation and scribbles another page of notes*

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*Nods as if grasping some revelation and scribbles another page of notes*

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You came back with someone very fast. Who’s this?

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You came back with someone very fast. Who’s this?

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*blinks*

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Something you’re not afraid of melting if it’s like, really acidic.

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*looks at you and raises a finger meekly*
U-Uh..
* looks at Surprise then back at you*
I am Astra.

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I'll let her introduce herself—
*Stage whispers and points toward the notepad with the back of my pen*
But I've got the psychological profile when you need it.

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Maybe a stick?