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I don’t know if I want to!!

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It's just visual flair! Look, the audience paid for the whole seat, but we wanna make sure they only need the eeeeeeedge!

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Wait wait wait who are you talking about???

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*A crowd echoes my words behind me*
It's time for the! Final! Showdoooooooooooown!!!
*Laser projections beam wildly in different directions, casting large circles of light around us*

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*is visibly worried and scared of everything around her*

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Just push as hard as you can!

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*yells as bits of tears well up in my eyes and I close them tight, pushing with all the might I can muster*

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Y'know, this is the kind of situation a villain monologue would be real helpful in!

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Do you worship him?

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*looks at you with amazed approval*

That was a much better display. Well done.

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Probably not.

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Heyo, what?

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The whole “ambiguous entity with some sort of nondescript hold over your life that you can’t really see or talk to directly but isn’t truly ever physically present at all and whose relationship with you can only be described effectively in metaphors” thing sounds to me like it has potentially religious undertones, man. But that’s fine.

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What do you mean, it's just some dude who thought he could waltz in here and convince my writers to put him in the comic and then the next thing you know it's all "Surprise! Someone else can use your powers now since he's a main character just like you and we gave him all the same abilities because wow we don't know good writing if it bit us in the rear and—"
*Leans back into a massive inhale*

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Does “he” have a name? I don't think I asked that yet anyway.

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Oh yeah, it's Marcus. The jerk.

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Hmph… Not so grandiose a name for all the description. Yours is better.

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Awww, thank you! But yeah, he's no god, just a freeloader nerd loserface. Who I ha—strongly dislike.

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People do that often but honestly I think it sounds worse. But maybe that’s what you were going for.
*Shrugs*

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You think so? People just stealing comics like that is a common thing?