*The nearest star blinks out its light*
*hums and nods my head side to side with the tune as I am cooking eggs, the sound of sizzling bacon fills the air along with the smell*
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*From an adjacent room, without knocking or entering appropriately*
You seem relaxed.
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*screams, throwing the pan of eggs at you then the spoon shortly after*
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*Stares, deadpan and clearly unimpressed as yolk runs down my face*
...
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*takes a stance, pan in hand ready, then I sigh putting it back on the stove*
Time Line, How many times have I told you?
*my eyebrow twitches in annoyance when I turn around and grab more eggs*
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*Grabs a towel from your cabinet and wipes down my hair and face*
I was going to scold you for not being alert. But now I'm disappointed that you'd waste so much food.
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I could have gotten you while the eggs were in your eyes. That is called distraction.
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A better opponent wouldn't have been struck to begin with.
*Kneels down to pick up the pan and wipes off the floor with the towel*
Throw in a few for me as well. We'll need the energy.
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That was the plan before you barged in here.
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Perfect. Then all is according to plan.
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Just because we are hiding out in my home doesn't mean you can walk into rooms un announced all the time. I believe we've discussed this multiple times, Time Line.
*Cracks the eggs in the pan that had bacon in it*
And "keeping me alert" is not an excuse.
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You're either too relaxed or too on-edge. You need to find some kind of harmony.
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*though gritted teeth*
Can I not be relaxed in my own home?
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Considering a short comment was enough to ruin breakfast...
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*sighs*
Look, I'm sorry. You are the one who is really fueling the edginess that I am feeling right now because you don't seem to trust me.
*flips the eggs*
I am an assassin, the location of this is not only inconspicuous by looks but I do have measures to hide my presence from a variety of possible angry people.
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What exactly are you hoping I trust you to do?
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Keep us out of grid to allow us to make countermeasure and plan our next step.
*puts some bread in a toaster and grabs a couple plates and sets them on the table, setting some utensils and a plate of bacon on the table as well*
It's been rolling with punches from the start of all of this when I entered the fray. Taking a step back and gathering yourself won't hurt.
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I'm sure they'd like nothing more than for me to take a moment to relax. That would be the perfect time to strike.