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Avis, precious friend, it’s not “taking advantage.” It’s really to help you.

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I'm precious now?

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You’re a precious metal, apparently.

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if only I can see the dollar signs covering your eyes.

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Trust me Avis, they never go away.

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I know, I just wanted to see how big they are right now.

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How about you make a few gold examples, and I'll take the one that matches.

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Nah.
*gets up and grabs a box and sits back on my recliner*
I’m fine with this.
*smiles*

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*Sighs and takes a couple slices before leaning back in the arms of an oversized teddy bear*
I tried.

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If I eat too much of it though I do get a weird hue change similar to carrots with humans.

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Can we feed you any metals to turn you purple?

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Why purple?

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Why not?

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Is that your favorite color??

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Mmm, no, I think I like yellow more, or orange. Something bright.

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Noted.

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So are you out of a job now?

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Yes and no… but yes.

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Which part is no?

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I am still a contractor but now I am self employed.