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Let me see...
*Holds out my hands over the army and attempts to influence the minds of all parties involved toward peace*

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A sudden paranormal mist raises out of the ground enveloping the entire battlefield, crackles of energy and yellowish lightning shoots out and throughout for about two minutes, then the mist dissipates with everyone standing there confused and... not fighting... mutants seem to even begin to tear up... this suddenly turned into a circus show...

Uuuuuh.... *Literally all i and Greyson can say here*

<Snipped quote by Stratocracy>

Really? I like to think that it's something I'm always after.

<Snipped quote by Shadrack Nor>

That... that really worked. How did that work?

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It can be. But you could just as easily have a mundane destiny. Imagine if I told you that you were destined to stock pens in an office supply store forever?… Well, okay, maybe that one is a bit more negatively boring than completely mundane. What if instead, I told you that you were just destined to go visit Penumbra Falls, or something like that. Cool, maybe, but is it something you actively really gotta work toward or against? Nah, at least not in my book.

<Snipped quote by Memory>

*A bleep is heard and the speakers of the Commander are activated*

Commander what is happening on the surface? what was that cloud that appeared there, are you all alright? ... wait... why did everyone stop fighting?

Commander Greyson: *Frantically pics up his comms* I'll be right with you sergeant!... stay posted!

Soldier Boy: E X C U S E M E ?!?!?!

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I think about them every day.
*Wipes an invisible tear from my eye*

<Snipped quote by Shadrack Nor>

None of this is right. I'm not—
*Shakes my head and mutters under my breath*
What is wrong with this dimension?

<Snipped quote by Zeal>

Phew, I thought I was going to be serving all instances at once. Glad that's not true.

<Snipped quote by Memory>

Hey! HEY kid! You are the pilot here! Don't you lose it on me!

<Snipped quote by Fractured>

You will, but it won’t be as crowded in mind as you may think. Once you get the hang of a few instances, you wouldn’t know that you are in multiple places at once.

<Snipped quote by Zeal>

And I think, another reason this works out really well for me, is that I can make several drinks at once. Really, as many as you need.

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Well, I won’t need any, but yes. That is true.

<Snipped quote by Shadrack Nor>

*Clears my throat*
Right, right.
*Steps up toward the battlefield and annunciates with an almost-yell*
Everybody sit down!

<Snipped quote by Memory>

*Your voice bellows with an otherworldy authority and echoes with an unnatural cacophony of echoes all throughout the battlefield... and everyone looks at you for a second, then they just sit down...*

Right... this is actually freaky, can we please go back to the bunny jungle we had earlier? i miss cute bunny aliens...

*I clown and mutter under my breath at the utter display of power*

<Snipped quote by Zeal>

Really? I thought you might do a spot check every now and then to make sure I'm doing a good job.

<Snipped quote by Shadrack Nor>

*Looks down at my hands in shock*
I don't want this... but the fighting is over... but this is too much authority...

<Snipped quote by Fractured>

I will, but we will train you so that isn’t necessary too.

<Snipped quote by Memory>

Existential episode moment are we? Welcome to my nutcase show... at least you probably have an idea of how i felt when i was dropped in this time and world...