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*Stares*
I apologize for the interruption. We may proceed.
Alioth: YEAH... HE'S NOT... WHY DO THESE SHUTTLES OFFER DRINKS TO SOLDIERS... AH HUMANS, THEY GO TO WAR PHYSICALLY THEN THEY GO TO WAR AGAINST THEMSELVES... SO MUCH DISORDER AND IMBALANCE IN THIS CREATURES!
Soldier Boy: *Hicks and stumbles forward and clasps one hand in a 'buddy' resting arm around shoulder gesture* Yoooooo... PR-IJMMMM! Th-is ihsss my buddy from a far away land pals! *Gestures to you melodramatically to attract the attention of the disembarking soldiers -- Clearly lost it right now and drunk*
Alioth: *Sighs in frustration*