<Snipped quote by System>

That's a funny joke.

<Snipped quote by Path>

Let's go buy some magic items!

<Snipped quote by Meta>

We still don't have budget.

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*I walk to a door while leaving some money on the table and a scroll*

<Snipped quote by Path>

What's the scroll for?

<Snipped quote by Meta>

The owner! Something I’ve come up with for her piece of art she has crafted.

<Snipped quote by souleaterfan320>

*Salutes*
Yes sir! We have arrived as you requested!

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Echo! Good to see you. Are you and your brother prepped?

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*Attempts to sense any nearby lifeforces*

<Snipped quote by Session>

*You detect one, a stationary presence upstairs*

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Yeah-wait a bandit?!

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I am generally regarded as a bum vagrant so I’d say that it is something I am used to.

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I see. That'll come in handy.

@galaxy raider

Alright, are you all prepared? We need to get things into motion, now.

<Snipped quote by Crew>

Always patients with the elevation...
*Heads up as quickly as I can*
Medic!

<Snipped quote by Session>

*You hear no response as you eventually stumble into a man in bed who isn’t moving, and probably hasn't moved at all recently*

<Snipped quote by Crew>

Sorry, this is not up to code at all.
*Hoists him up on my shoulder and carries him downstairs*

<Snipped quote by Session>

*You get no response or reaction, verbally or physically, in any way*

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*Sets him on the ground and extracts his energies to check whether they match the rest of the population*
If you die because of me, die knowing I'm so sorry.
*Tears off my eyepatch, but this time, my entire body dissolves into particles and plunges into the ground below*

<Snipped quote by Session>

*They match what you would expect from late-stage degradation due to the condition*
…

<Snipped quote by Crew>

*The ground below me rumbles like a low-magnitude earthquake, and its own natural energies visibly bulge from its surface in a flurry of smeared blues, greens, yellows, and other bold colors, encapsulating the man*

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Hmmm... well in that case, my advice to you is to guard yourself against corruption by any means necessary. Few succeed.

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*Nothing happens in response yet*