: Im bored so here is some Headcanons
I'm in school, and I am really bored. So while I write a plot for my recent RP (Daedra and more) Here are some headcanons
Dark Brotherhood
- Nazir has a "kiss the chef" apron, and he is very particular with who helps him cook, and he will judge your techniques silently. Plus he is a major germaphobe when it comes to sanitary cooking (reasonably so)
- Cicero has a nail biting problem
- Gabriella is the one to go to whenever you have a hole in your clothes, or need your armor tailored. She is very particular, and good with sewing. Everybody has a crocheted, or knitted blanket, or some kind of trinket made by her. In fact, she used to sell her items before becoming an assassin
- Festus reminds me of the vine that goes "Whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe" so I would like to think that when he was a teacher he was very stern, and came off as a dick and strict. However, as long as you were good he would treat you decently, and he actually cared for his students.
- Arnbjorn smells like a wet dog, and he was an apprentice to Eorlund Grey-Mane when he was a welp in the companions.
- Astrid really likes poetry, if Edgar Allen Poe was around during their time she would probably have a copy of tall tale heart. She really likes animals too, mostly corvids.
- Babette steals candy from kids.
- Veezara seems like someone who likes to write.
- Cicero knows how to play the flute, and drums to some degree (idk just makes sense to me)
Companions
- Aela would do weed if it existed in Tamriel
- Farkas has cataracts, and cant really see that good.
- Aela and Torvig are besties and Aela is usually his trip sitter, or his wrangler of sorts when he is not sober (which is usually)
- Ria and Njada are dating
- Athis was a failed Bard, and probably paints his nails. Idk that just makes sense to me
- Vilkas gives off Bisexual energy
- The older ladies who clean (I forgot their names) have heard so many things that just seem absurd and mind boggling. They know everyone's secrets and all that. So, the companions treat them with respect due to the blackmail.
- Skjor is very stern, and hotheaded. Probably became a companion to get attention
- Kodlak often helps around the stalls, and volunteers whenever needed without pay
- Uthgerd has a massive crush on Aela (its reciprocated)
- Euroland is very quiet, and doesn't really gaf. He could see Njada beating Athis and he would be like "
okay"
Thieves Guild
- Vex is a lesbian, and I ship her with Karliah
- Rune is very quiet, and not really someone who likes to talk. His father is the grey fox too.
- Delvin Mallory isn't really liked, but he is tolerated.
- Mercer Frey has doctor handwriting, and probably did skooma before
- Tonilia has a crush on Brynjolf, but nothing physical or romantic is happening
- Sapphire is a member who seems like she hates you, and will beat you. However, if you (example) had blood on your pants she would be the first to say something and help.
- Many of the members are fruity, or atleast seem a little fruity ngl