I am banning you, because if YOU'RE going to ban somebody for improper grammatical structure, then you, yourself, require a complete, and sound, sentence. TLDR; You are banned for being hypocritical.
Banned because clearly necromancy is the enrirey sensible solution to making crispy yet fluffy perfect roast potatos...where was my Plutonium, lich powder and 300 year old mixing bowl of doom...
Dinner is at 7.30, please knock the 3rd skull from right of thr door and il drop the draw bridge.