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Damn. 4 Khajiit? Oh well, hope it all goes well :)
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VinnyB said
Damn. 4 Khajiit? Oh well, hope it all goes well :)


It's actually going terribly. Within four posts, all four Khajiit conducted a furry hump-sesh that made the rest of the party vomit to death.
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Cairomaru said
Someone needs to make a joke out of this...


4 khajiits
3 bretons
3 nords
2 orcs
1 argonian
1 imperial
and 1 dunmer...

oh and 1 fox walk into a bar...

They all develop PTSD because moments after they come out, an ancient evil is awakened and conducts something similar to the Rape of Nanking to the Imperial City.

I never said it wouldn't be an anti-joke.
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.......WELL WAY TO KILL IT BOSSMAN2. -_-
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VinnyB said
Damn. 4 Khajiit? Oh well, hope it all goes well :)


Well two belong to dervs, i got lucky enough to be one of the four in all honesty X_X

Edit: Said new khajiit is victim to being one of the two orc's coats. Its not a welcoming feeling
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.......WELL WAY TO KILL IT BOSSMAN2. -_-


In a way, it was an excellent synopsis of the plot in the same vein as 5 Second Movies. XD
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I... Can only count one Breton. >_>;


THis made me laugh for a full five minutes. IDK why.
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Dipper said
I... Can only count one Breton. >_>; THis made me laugh for a full five minutes. IDK why.


Elayna. Francis. Burkswallow.
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WHOO! IM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!
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Voltaire said
WHOO! IM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!


well at the start we did have a vampire argonian...
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The key word there is 'did.'
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Voltaire said
The key word there is 'did.'


Not as special as me! There are 5 beast races - only one Mer.
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Dipper said
I... Can only count one Breton. >_>; THis made me laugh for a full five minutes. IDK why.


Goddamnit, Dipper, I needed that.
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Here's this one, Dipper.

And this one...

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Dipper said
Not as special as me! There are 5 beast races - only one Mer.


That's because elves are fragile, boring butterflies that listen to Deathcab for Cutie and dye their hair black while wearing baggy, oversized black clothing and bad make-up. This is why Tiber Septim won, because he's Lemmy Kilmister.

Edited due to sacrilegious typo.
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That's because elves are fragile, boring butterflies that listen to Deathcab for Cutie and dye their hair black while wearing baggy, oversized black clothing and bad make-up. This is why Tiber Septim won, because he's Lemmy Killmaster.


Tiber Septim realized that he couldn't win against the Elves, so he made a truce with the Dunmer and got a giant Robot to beat the Dominion.

I also have no idea what you referenced.
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Dipper said
Tiber Septim realized that he couldn't win against the Elves, so he made a truce with the Dunmer and got a giant Robot to beat the Dominion.I also have no idea what you referenced.




He conquered Tamriel through the power of metal, and transcended mortality with his kickass bass riffs. The reason the Thalmor want him gone is because he's far too powerful for their Top 40 to deal with.
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Dervish said
That's because elves are fragile, boring butterflies that listen to Deathcab for Cutie and dye their hair black while wearing baggy, oversized black clothing and bad make-up. This is why Tiber Septim won, because he's Lemmy Kilmister.Edited due to sacrilegious typo.


Dervs, I fucking love you.
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So I'm thinking of making an Argonian character again, and I'll likely write the journal for him in my spare time. Currently I have no base ideas for him, other than that I want him to wear some badass armor and such... Bleh.
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Dervish said
He conquered Tamriel through the power of metal, and transcended mortality with his kickass bass riffs. The reason the Thalmor want him gone is because he's far too powerful for their Top 40 to deal with.


CHIM.

Those who have it can shape the world with a wicked, tasty bass lick. \m/
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