So!
I was off to fuel my body with the barely processed gruel that is laced with addictive substances that are usually purchased on sketchy intercity street corners (talking about McDonalds, here), and as I was backing out of the back of my apartment into the rear alley way, I noticed something was amiss with my garbage bin, namely it was overflowing with non-bagged crap consisting of everything from a pillow, a dry erase board, a shitload of rotten fruit, meat, and some kind of pale orange/brown goo that had the same consistency as apple sauce, a throw cushion, and a bunch other shit, including an unsigned kid's birthday card (so loving), and exactly what I hoped to find:
Two letters with their names and addresses on it.
One was an unpaid phone bill notification, and the other was the dentist saying they were cancelling their scheduled appointment with them because they failed to show for the last few and owed them about $266 dollars in unpaid dues, if you were curious.
So, noticing that my two next door neighbour's bins are also filled with random shit, I let them know and gave them the name and address of these people and I decided to do what any grown adult would do in this situation; I loaded my bin in the back of my truck, drove to the back alley of the address, and dumped it all off in front of their jacked up rig rocket (for the uninitiated, rig rocket is a slang term for the jacked up domestic pickup trucks with the lift kits and mud tires that you see out in oil country that are usually all owned by oil workers) and left one of the letters I found in their trash in their front door with the words "oink, oink fucker" hastily scribbled on it with a pen that barely worked.
Given the nature of the letters I found and the fact that they somehow dumped 3 overflowing bins worth of non-bagged garbage into people's bins literally 2 streets away kind of gives me the impression that they may not accept the fact that they did anything wrong and that their disgusting pigsty is returned back to its loving home may be taken as a slight that they did not deserve.
Keep it classy, Drayton.
This gif has never been more appropriate.
In other news, my Big Mac was delicious and probably shortened my life span by 5 years. Mmmm.
I was off to fuel my body with the barely processed gruel that is laced with addictive substances that are usually purchased on sketchy intercity street corners (talking about McDonalds, here), and as I was backing out of the back of my apartment into the rear alley way, I noticed something was amiss with my garbage bin, namely it was overflowing with non-bagged crap consisting of everything from a pillow, a dry erase board, a shitload of rotten fruit, meat, and some kind of pale orange/brown goo that had the same consistency as apple sauce, a throw cushion, and a bunch other shit, including an unsigned kid's birthday card (so loving), and exactly what I hoped to find:
Two letters with their names and addresses on it.
One was an unpaid phone bill notification, and the other was the dentist saying they were cancelling their scheduled appointment with them because they failed to show for the last few and owed them about $266 dollars in unpaid dues, if you were curious.
So, noticing that my two next door neighbour's bins are also filled with random shit, I let them know and gave them the name and address of these people and I decided to do what any grown adult would do in this situation; I loaded my bin in the back of my truck, drove to the back alley of the address, and dumped it all off in front of their jacked up rig rocket (for the uninitiated, rig rocket is a slang term for the jacked up domestic pickup trucks with the lift kits and mud tires that you see out in oil country that are usually all owned by oil workers) and left one of the letters I found in their trash in their front door with the words "oink, oink fucker" hastily scribbled on it with a pen that barely worked.
Given the nature of the letters I found and the fact that they somehow dumped 3 overflowing bins worth of non-bagged garbage into people's bins literally 2 streets away kind of gives me the impression that they may not accept the fact that they did anything wrong and that their disgusting pigsty is returned back to its loving home may be taken as a slight that they did not deserve.
Keep it classy, Drayton.
This gif has never been more appropriate.
In other news, my Big Mac was delicious and probably shortened my life span by 5 years. Mmmm.
