No, on.
On. Not off.

Eh, whatever.

Well, hi. I'm On. I mean, that's my title - On. Everybody is technically on, in a sense, or else we wouldn't be alive, y'know. If.
If we were off. Like.
If our functions were off. And.
Oh God, that's about as stupid as I get.

But, no, anyways, I like roleplaying. Have been for several years on and off.
I mean, no, I'm still On. I was just - just talking about the - oh, forget it.

Ehm. I'm here. And this is an Introduction thing.
Since there isn't a whole lot that's interesting about me, I'm just gonna greet you all. Hope to have fun around these parts.

It seems like you are an Off/On Switch. Though welcome to Roleplaying Guild. I guess....

Not really. I'm just a person who chose On as their username.

But thanks for the welcome anyways.

That's probably the most truthful thing I have ever heard about picking one's name, though I have more insane purposes in how I pick mine, most of the time.

Eh. Off is another username I'll sometimes go with, but I wanted to add a little bit of spice to my life. Switch things up a little.
Hah.

But yeah, your username is pretty interesting. Seems like a bit of a change from your old one.

Intriguing. Where at the play and pause buttons?

What sort of RP interests do you have?

How long do you like to write?

What is your opinion of Bacon and Neckties?

Pause and Play? Hell, I don't know where they went off to. They're having a little somethin' somethin' going on between them, if you can keep a secret. They get a bit embarrassed when people know about the two unlikely people being a couple, y'know.

But, uh, questions. Here, answers:

-Fantasy, Supernatural, Realistic, Animal, some Steampunk/Sci-Fi. I don't really enjoy myself when I enter a roleplay that has the characters pitted against each other in teams, though. I just don't enjoy 'em. But things like zombie survival and such, where there's a common enemy/antagonist - that's fun. Plus romance can be nice. A lot. I'm one of those romance junkies, I guess, love pairing 'em up.

-Let me tell you, I'll try writing maybe, like, two paragraphs, only to end up writing out a fucking bible of content and wondering what the hell happened. So, usually, I write long posts. Sometimes, if I'm lazy or have that nasty little writer's block, I'll write shorter, but usually it'll end up long.

-Bacon? Bacon. Bacon's good, yes, I like bacon. And neckties? Eh, they're fifty-fifty for me.

Not sure if we've got any RPs that might interest you then. The RP we've got a PC in is a simple Stargate RP. So far only one "side", though there are many factions and facets to it.
The RP we're GMing is a star wars RP with both Jedi and Sith PCs. So there are, to some degree, teams in it.
Both of them tend toward long posts.

If neither of those (linked in our sig) fit your interests, we'll wish ya good luck in finding ones that do. There's enough RPs here that such should be easy.

Nice too meet you On :D i bet in a few more years ill start to see people with the names of 1On1 xD just you wait