And when I went to get some orange juice from the fridge, I realized that my mom had used a sharpie to circle where it said "no pulp" on the bottle, I guess to make it easier to find, since she knows I only drink no-pulp orange juice.

I appreciate the sentiment, but... really? Me being sick does not hinder my reading ability. I never had a problem telling the OJ bottles apart before. :/

that's an oddly specific complaint