FrozenEcstasy said
If there is a fight to break out from it, I would love to collab. But I was focusing on it being a quick incident and therefore didn't see anything wrong with it, as it was in character.I assume our lovely wizard will quite the two when he posts within the next 24 hours anyway, so no harm done. If it really upsets you that much, I will ask next time, I really don't wanna step on anybody's toes.

Oh.. I'm not upset. I'm just the Englishman of forum fights. Etiquette, etiquette, etiquette. My post will be up shortly. And just so you know I'm not angry...

*Sneaks over to Frozen's side.*
*Looks left and then right.*
*Grabs his face and licks his cheek.*

Now we're friends. :)

InspectorGadget said
Oh.. I'm not upset. I'm just the Englishman of forum fights. Etiquette, etiquette, etiquette. My post will be up shortly. And just so you know I'm not angry... *Sneaks over to Frozen's side.* *Looks left and then right.* *Grabs his face and licks his cheek.* Now we're friends. :)

For some reason I want to kiss you for typing that.

Well. Whatever tickles your fancy. The post is going to be small.. But considering the wall of text I hit you guys with the other day, I think I can get away with only a couple paragraphs. If not, shoot me.

OKAY MISTER, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ETTIQUETTE.

I DIDNOT SAY HOW MUCH THE SLAP HURT YOUR CHARACTER, I GAVE YOU THAT LIBERTY.

Give Sam the liberty to be a SNEAKY BASTARD. Cause it's likely the horse would find it odd Sam just FLIPPED ONTO HIS FUCKING BACK.

Again, classic case of UNDERESTIMATING THE DAMNED BARD.

I just said it felt like a small train hitting him. :) I didn't say he couldn't scoot out from under him. I didn't say he even had to get hurt. Just that he got ran over by a horse. :) And save your flips for the real orc bad guys. Not for Rupert. Coo him. Sing him a lullaby. I gave you the perfect place to really exhibit your characters skills. Don't look at the surface.. Look at the opening I gave you. What can you do to that horse to make Oscar stop? Without, of course, hurting the horse? You slapped Oscar. The horse reacted. I don't control the horse. I just control Oscar.

InspectorGadget said
I just said it felt like a small train hitting him. :) I didn't say he couldn't scoot out from under him. I didn't say he even had to get hurt. Just that he got ran over by a horse. :) And save your flips for the real orc bad guys. Not for Rupert. Coo him. Sing him a lullaby. I gave you the perfect place to really exhibit your characters skills. Don't look at the surface.. Look at the opening I gave you. What can you do to that horse to make Oscar stop? Without, of course, hurting the horse? You slapped Oscar. The horse reacted. I don't control the horse. I just control Oscar.

Point.

Also, I am offended Sam didn't hurt xD

If you want, slap Oscar again. Rupert will be happy to donkey... er... horse kick you in the chest and eat your face. Why does everyone want to defend this damn orc? I'm playing 20,001 orcs and I don't even like them. They're foul, grotesque and don't even bathe regularlyish. Melon. If I was you, I'd be offended that some wimpy bard and a half man are trying to save your character.

oh wait. Get hurt or hurt oscar. If it's the latter, he's half drunk off a liquor so powerful most men won't dare take a sip. He's taken two mouthfuls of it. If he gets cut once by a blade right now, he's likely to bleed out in minutes his blood is so thin. He'll have a bump there tomorrow, though. :) Will that make you feel better?

InspectorGadget said
If you want, slap Oscar again. Rupert will be happy to donkey... er... horse kick you in the chest and eat your face. Why does everyone want to defend this damn orc? I'm playing 20,001 orcs and I don't even like them. They're foul, grotesque and don't even bathe regularlyish. Melon. If I was you, I'd be offended that some wimpy bard and a half man are trying to save your character.oh wait. Get hurt or hurt oscar. If it's the latter, he's half drunk off a liquor so powerful most men won't dare take a sip. He's taken two mouthfuls of it. If he gets cut once by a blade right now, he's likely to bleed out in minutes his blood is so thin. He'll have a bump there tomorrow, though. :) Will that make you feel better?

Lots. AND SAM IS NOT WIMPY DAMMIT

alright. in all seriousness, I understand that.

Lots of tough men sing flowers out of the ground and dance around in purple blouses doing toe touches and curtsying.

I actually like the character very much. He's colorful and imaginative and it takes a spectacularly creative mind to come up with such a cool character. But he still sings flowers out of the ground and wears a leotard. In case you ever wondered how I think of Sam in my brain, he's wearing spandex. :) Even in his civilian clothes. Still spandex.

Edit: And his shoes have tassels.

But I wasn't kidding. Anyone can come up with a guy with a sword and shield or a dragon or a band of orcs. It takes someone with true imagination to be able to develop a character with more than raw power or magical prowess. The power he has is more creative than anything I've come up with for this RP. Not the idea of the power, but the implementation of it is what really hooked me about Sam.

But... Tassels and spandex. :)

InspectorGadget said
alright. in all seriousness, I understand that. Lots of tough men sing flowers out of the ground and dance around in purple blouses doing toe touches and curtsying. I actually like the character very much. He's colorful and imaginative and it takes a spectacularly creative mind to come up with such a cool character. But he still sings flowers out of the ground and wears a leotard. In case you ever wondered how I think of Sam in my brain, he's wearing spandex. :) Even in his civilian clothes. Still spandex.Edit: And his shoes have tassels. But I wasn't kidding. Anyone can come up with a guy with a sword and shield or a dragon or a band of orcs. It takes someone with true imagination to be able to develop a character with more than raw power or magical prowess. The power he has is more creative than anything I've come up with for this RP. Not the idea of the power, but the implementation of it is what really hooked me about Sam. But... Tassels and spandex. :)

Sam has some more tricks up his sleeve, I have a feeling you will fall in love with the character as the roleplay goes on.

Dssialii has no tricks up his sleeve :( He doesn't even HAVE sleeves!

Kiddo said
Dssialii has no tricks up his sleeve :( He doesn't even HAVE sleeves!

Says the guy who writes the best plotwists I've ever heard.

So what if the plot twist this time were that there is no plot twist :O

Genius

Dammit I want in the squabble. Dammit for already being occupied with Shankee. Dammit.

Gah tried to post earlier but forum silliness.

The general rule is if you want to do an action involving another character, you take the swing but leave it up to the other player. Or agree before it happens/collab. If a character seems untouchable then that's what a GM is for.

Zran said
Gah tried to post earlier but forum silliness. The general rule is if you want to do an action involving another character, you take the swing but leave it up to the other player. Or agree before it happens/collab. If a character seems untouchable then that's what a GM is for.

Yes my only reason for existing is to be a referee :D

@Inspector @Sicarius @Zran I'm going to go ahead and post the evilnessesss. Just to free up Bawzel for his next post. You guys could just continue or start a new with your three characters, I intentionally left it open for ye to do so

Darkmatter said
Yes my only reason for existing is to be a referee :D@Inspector @Sicarius @Zran I'm going to go ahead and post the evilnessesss. Just to free up Bawzel for his next post. You guys could just continue or start a new with your three characters, I intentionally left it open for ye to do so

Of course, that and creating amazing worlds which we all love.

Alright I'm still not sure what is happening with Celabrin, but I'll shoot you a PM.

Edit: Never mind just read the rest of it.

InspectorGadget said
If you want, slap Oscar again. Rupert will be happy to donkey... er... horse kick you in the chest and eat your face. Why does everyone want to defend this damn orc? I'm playing 20,001 orcs and I don't even like them. They're foul, grotesque and don't even bathe regularlyish. Melon. If I was you, I'd be offended that some wimpy bard and a half man are trying to save your character.oh wait. Get hurt or hurt oscar. If it's the latter, he's half drunk off a liquor so powerful most men won't dare take a sip. He's taken two mouthfuls of it. If he gets cut once by a blade right now, he's likely to bleed out in minutes his blood is so thin. He'll have a bump there tomorrow, though. :) Will that make you feel better?

I'm personally not in the slightest bit worried, my character will probably be looking onto the spectacle with something of intense amusement.