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Good evening, I'm The Book Thief. My username is a bit lengthy so feel free to call me something else.

I'm not new to forum roleplaying, but I guess you can say I'm new to this guild. It's a pleasure to meet all of you.

p.s.If books start to go missing, please do not pin the blame on me.

*insert awkward first hello here*

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Welcome. Steal any of my books and I'll put you to the torch. Enjoy your stay.
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Thank you for the warm welcome. I assure you, there won't be any theft.
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This is really weird Because I can't find my book...
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Greetings.
As a precautionary measure, we've instituted a new system. Every time you have been spotted, you have to pay for each book you take. And the costs are retroactive, so you have to pay for all the books you've taken. You better settle down and relax, you have quite a few backpayments we'll taking from you. And that's not counting the interest.
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I knew I would be blamed for things like this. It's a pleasure to meet you, Vortex.

I fled towards the guild because I was chased out of my old home by a mob of angry readers.

Edit: It's a pleasure to meet you, Sukui. Sadly, I won't be able to pay for those books. I'm a little broke at the moment. However, I can rob the nearest library and try to replace the books you have lost. I hope my offer will suffice.
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The pleasure is mine. But that idea idea of yours.... May not work...
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I guess I will have to repay everyone some other time. It might take a while, but do not fear, The Book Thief always pays her dues.
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The Book Thief said
Thank you for the warm welcome. I assure you, there won't be any theft.


A person after my own heart.
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The Book Thief said
I knew I would be blamed for things like this. It's a pleasure to meet you, Vortex. Edit: It's a pleasure to meet you, Sukui. Sadly, I won't be able to pay for those books. I'm a little broke at the moment. However, I can rob the nearest library and try to replace the books you have lost. I hope my offer will suffice.

Alright, but please get the needed money to return our exclusive books available only in our library. To spare for your financial needs, the rates for these books will be at a fixed amount.
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The Book Thief said
The Book Thief always pays her dues.


Your not a lannister are you?
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Vortex said
Your not a lannister are you?


*Que Rains of Castamere*
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Heh, I keep it oldschool and only read scrolls. No need to worry 'bout your little thieving habit. With that being the case, welcome to the realm and have yourself a jolly good ol' time up in here
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You can't steal an audio book, heh. :3
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Sukui said To spare for your financial needs, the rates for these books will be at a fixed amount.


Thank you for the kindness, you will be repaid soon enough.

Vortex said Your not a lannister are you?


Sorry, I'm not familiar with A Song of Ice and Fire. I've been hearing a lot about it though. I should steal read the books sometime.

Hmm, scrolls and audio books. That's good, I do not want to owe even more people. I already owe a handful of you, and I haven't even been here for twenty-four hours. Fox, that avatar is adorable, and thank you all for the nice welcome. I think I'll be enjoying my stay.

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I definitely recomend the series, any book thief would enjoy it
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