*secretly hoping all the girls will gush over the fact that there's a wedding and succumb to their womanly urges*

Yoro was straight-up up in tha unit, plannin n' executin complex combination attacks wit his Persona. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat da ruffneck didn't peep tha big-ass bolt of lightnin crash down on his ass until dat shiznit was too late yo. His arms n' hairy-ass legs gave up yo. Dude was straight-up numb. With a soft cry, he fell tha fuck forward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yoro could smell his burned threadz n' hair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. "Rrrngh..." With a immense amount of effort, he pulled his dirty ass up yo. Dude took nuff deep breaths n' shook up his crazy-ass muscles. Da second Shadow followed up wit a funky-ass bizzle of fire yo, but as tha battle was chargin up, Inugami hit tha Shadow wit a funky-ass bolt of lightining. This gave Yoro enough time ta react. Yoro held his hand up ta Ares n' shouted a single word; "Change!" Ares was enveloped up in a white light fo' realz. After all dem seconds, tha light faded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In tha place Ares once stood was a glowin blue bizzle levitatin six feet off tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yoro formed a gangbangin' fist wit his hand n' shouted again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Pyro Jack!" Da bizzle blew up like a muthafucka up in a funky-ass solid blue light, revealin a tiny sprite dressed up in a funky-ass black robe fo' realz. A witchz basebizzle cap sat on its round pumpkin head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In its hand, it clutched a funky-ass black lantern wit a orange flame burnin within. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da lil Persona raised tha lantern casually as tha firebizzle grew nearer n' shit. Well shiiiit, it didn't even make it ta Yoro. In a instant, tha battle was absorbed tha fuck into Pyro Jackz lantern.

"Go, Pyro Jack!" Yoro pointed ta tha Shadow dat had fired off a lightnin attack. Pyro Jack raised tha lantern a lil mo' aggressively dis time. Da ridin' dirty flame grew ta a roarin inferno. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Somehow, Pyro Jack flung a gangbangin' firebizzle outta tha lantern, aimed directly all up in tha Shadow. Well shiiiit, it tried ta block wit tha papers round it yo, but tha firebizzle tore right all up in its defenses n' busted it flyin tha fuck into tha door directly behind dat shit. Da Shadow laid there, its shield burnin round dat shit. "One more!" Pyro Jack repeated tha battle all up in tha other Shadow. Well shiiiit, it tried ta dodge yo, but failed miserably, meetin tha same fate as tha other Shadow. Well shiiiit, it collapsed ta tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yoro turned ta Youhei n' dat shiznit was then when he realized da thug was fucked up. But first thangz first...

Yoro turned ta Youhei, givin his ass a gangbangin' thugged-out smile. "Yo ass take tha one against tha door, i'll take tha other one?" Yoro didn't wait fo' a answer n' shit. "GO!" Pyro Jack showered tha Shadow wit searin bangin' flames. Da Shadow screamed up in agony... well... Yoro thought it screamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it continued ta burn until it finally materialized tha fuck into black goo, evaporatin tha second it hit tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Breathang heavily, Yoro dissed n' dismissed his Persona, tha collapsed ta tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Youhei would be able ta faintly hear his ass say, "So... exhausted..." Yoro was used ta tha Dark Hour; dat schmoooove muthafucka had been fuckin wit it fo' ten muthafuckin years afta all. But forcin his dirty ass ta fight dat desperately against all kindsa muthafuckin enemies pushed his ass ta his fuckin limit. But his schmoooove ass couldn't rest now, nahmeean, biatch? They had a mission. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude would complete it his dirty ass if dat schmoooove muthafucka had to. No... dat was tha way he preferred dat shit.