Just got back from my best (female) friend's house.

Never realized how hot she was until today. I need her DNA in my offspring spawn.

She's one of the few women that looks good in red lipstick.

Translation: Griever is horny and makes a thread about it.

Antarctic Termite said
Translation: Griever is horny and makes a thread about it.

Translating English into English.

Card said
Translating English into English.

Furry translation: Murrr

... I thought he was like really super gold star gay.

Card said Translating English into English.

Spam does not speak English. Spam speaks the Black Speach Internet.

ImANargleHunter said
... I thought he was like really super gold star gay.

Griever is too fabulous to be gay.

ImANargleHunter said
... I thought he was like really super gold star gay.

Gay is a lifestyle option.

I don't choose to be oppressed.

Griever said
Gay is a lifestyle option.I don't choose to be oppressed.

ImANargleHunter said
-HARK! A VAGRANT!-

Oh my god, I love you right now. That's one of my favorite web comics, ever. I even got a book signed by Kate Beaton at the Calgary Expo a couple years back!

Antarctic Termite said
Spam does not speak English. Spam speaks Internet.

So pony?

I love red lipstick. I don't know if I look good in it or not though.

Pee on her, that way she belongs to you.

ImANargleHunter said
... I thought he was like really super gold star gay.

He's bi.

Heisenberg said
He's bi.

No such thing as bisexuality.

Bisex males = only partially out of the closet.
Bisex females = chicks who drink too much booze and kiss their female friends

Griever said
No such thing as bisexuality. Bisex males = only partially out of the closet.Bisex females = chicks who drink too much booze and kiss their female friends

What happened to your boyfriend?

He is A-sexual idiots. We need to steal her blood and inject it into his reproductive glands so that whenever he reproduces he will get a mixture of her and him. And all it takes is her blood and some pictures from 'The Internet'

Geoffrey Silt said
He is Asexual idiots. We need to steal her blood and inject it into his reproductive glands so that whenever he reproduces he will get a mixture of her and him. And all it takes is her blood and some pictures from 'The Internet'

Oh my gosh I'm doing it wrong.

Griever said
No such thing as bisexuality. Bisex males = only partially out of the closet.Bisex females = male fantasies

ftfy

Just got back from my best (female) friend's house.

Griever

Antarctic Termite Resident of Mortasheen

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Antarctic Termite Resident of Mortasheen

The Nexerus Sui generis

Griever

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Dervish Let's get volatile

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Seravee Like Lightning in a Bottle

Cpt Toellner The Hero We Deserve

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Geoffrey Silt Prince Of All Saiyans

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