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Italian island for sale!



If ghosts don’t bother you and you’d hardly blink at the specter of a wailing child on your balcony, please note the uninhabited and spooky Venetian island of Poveglia is for sale. This week, the Italian government announced a public auction of the 17-acre island, just ten minutes by boat from St. Mark’s Square, but abandoned for the last 50 years and widely reported to be among the world’s most haunted places.

Technically, it's a real estate agent's nightmare: The island has a horrific past. Having survived foreign invasions for centuries, the island became a burial ground for thousands quarantined there because of plague. In the 1920s, it housed a hospital reportedly led by a mad doctor who performed crude surgery on his patients’ brains. (Though none of that has stopped the Italian government from hoping it'll be turned into a luxury hotel).

The online auction (bids are due by May 6) is hoped to ease Italy’s massive public debt of $2.6 trillion. Bids begin at $490,000. A further four state-owned properties across Italy, including a monastery in Puglia and a 15th century castle on the Slovenian border, are expected to go under the gavel.

Don't have a spare $490,000 floating around? No problem: Bids are also open to groups. In fact, Giorgio Orsoni, the mayor of Venice, and some of his cohorts are forking over 99 euros ($137) each in the hope of snagging Poveglia for themselves. Note: At $137 a pop, Orsoni will need 3,577 of his closest friends to contribute just to make the opening bid...

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Excuse me while I go get a loan...
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I'm going for the one infested with highly venomous snakes

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Let's buy a motherfucking island.
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There are actually a lot of islands for sale for cheap
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We could buy SIX islands.
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Screw islands! Let's buy THE WORLD!
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ImANargleHunter said There are actually a lot of islands for sale for cheap


If we get the whole guild involved we could probably buy this thing.

Also, no there isn't. They all cost at least $300,000
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If we get the whole guild involved we could probably buy this thing. Also, no there isn't. They all cost at least $300,000


the one she linked is about 80,000 for 80 arces
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the one she linked is about 80,000 for 80 arces


That actually sounds like a great price. Compared to 17 acres at $490,000.
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I just want it because it is haunted.
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Seravee said
I just want it because it is haunted.


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Smiral said
I'm going for the one infested with highly venomous snakes




"As according to plan!"
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Much more my style
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.......
do you have 11.5 million dollars lying around?
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.......do you have 11.5 million dollars lying around?


Wouldn't you like to know you Gold-digging bitch?
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Wouldn't you like to know you Gold-digging bitch?


And I've never seen any of it in child support. I'm disappointed in you, Dad.
[If this makes no sense to you, its a reference to what's a very old joke now, from Oldguild.]
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Naw. Let's buy Greenland.
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BrobyDDark said
If we get the whole guild involved we could probably buy this thing. Also, no there isn't. They all cost at least $300,000


300,000 is how much a run-of-the-mill middle class house costs in NYC.

But these were pre-2008 prices, so chances are it's more expensive now.
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Naw. Let's buy Greenland.


Let's buy Greenland, Iceland, Britain, Australia, and every Other island!

Then spam will be one step closer to controlling the world!
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