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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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Bela said
Stop taking showers with water. Be a man and use a laser to clean your body.


I could warm up your shower.
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Blitzkrieg said
I could warm up your shower.


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Who showers with water? All the cool kids just use embalming fluid like formaldehyde.
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Dervish said
Who showers with water? All the cool kids just use embalming fluid like formaldehyde.


I use a flamethrower.
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gcold said
I use a flamethrower.


Try bringing in some dragon eggs next time, see if they hatch.
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If you turn the shower on while you're in it your nipples will get so cold they'll fall off.
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You would need to wear safety glasses.
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Dervish said
Try bringing in some dragon eggs next time, see if they hatch.


Will phoenix eggs do?
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Ishtar, you fucked up my post.
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ishtar said
Will phoenix eggs do?


Phoenixes don't lay eggs.

They have extremely violent shits that cause them to combust and then reincarnate from the stool.

I would know. I'm an authority on the matter.
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Dervish said
Phoenixes don't lay eggs. They have extremely violent shits that cause them to combusted and they reincarnate from the stool. I would know. I'm an authority on the matter.


But they did procreate with each other, right?
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ImANargleHunter said
If you turn the shower on while you're in it your nipples will get so cold they'll fall off.


Take it from Nargle the Nippleless, she's an authority on the subject.
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ishtar said
But they did procreate with each other, right?


Of course not. They're all asexual.
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Dervish said
Of course not. They're all asexual.


Just because they reproduce asexually doesn't mean they don't bang.
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I have to turn the water on early to heat up, but only because I'm on the third floor of a 90 year old building with pipes that take FOR-EV-ER to get water up to my level. There's always cold water handy, though, but if I were to turn the water on as a stepped into the shower, I would probably be done with my shower by the time the hot water showed up.
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The Nexerus said
Just because they reproduce asexually doesn't mean they don't bang.


Phoenixes have no functioning genitalia. It's true and you know it.
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Dervish said
Phoenixes have no functioning genitalia. It's true and you know it.


Genitalia are optional.
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The Nexerus said
Genitalia are optional.




Just so.
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So long as you're comfortable, I don't see why it matters to your roommate.
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Kaga said
So long as you're comfortable, I don't see why it matters to your roommate.


It makes more sense/is funnier if you assume it's because they're showering together. That's obviously the best explanation for the roommate knowing about Clirkus' tap habits, and they get annoyed by them because they have to stand their in the meantime.
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