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Guild logo, c. 2012


The following thread is a repository for artefacts that date from before the tragic incident that has become known as Guildfall. This thread exists so that we, spam, do not forget our past as we forge ahead into a bright future.

What this thread is:
---A place to see old memes that were prevalent throughout spam at one time or another
---A place to see old events that were important to the spam community
What this thread isn't
---A place to post that one inside joke you have with two people
---A place to post random images that are funny for non sequitur shock value

Note: I'm incredibly biased so if I break my own rules in posting something you're SOL.

Some guidelines:
If you want me to post something here, you might want to
----A) Put the stuff into neat little hiders like I have here
----B) Make a little blurb about what it is, why it should be here, etc

TABLE OF CONTENTS:
GUILDFALL CAT

OLDTOWER
DUCKS
GUILD TINYCHAT ART
GLITTERBOMBING
VARIOUS ARTISTIC REPRESENTATIONS OF SPAM
BLORBS
POINTLESS THREAD
FORUM 22
FORUM 55, OR THE RPG AWARDS
AUTOPLAY
ROTATION
ALIGNMENT CHARTS
AXL
PONY WARS
OLD MAP OF THE GUILD
GOLD MEMBERSHIP

OTHER THINGS

HOW TO VIEW OLD GUILD STUFF


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[hider=Glitterbombing]
Originally a corollary to ducks. After a while, the senseless duck-spam got tiring so I started resorting to posting man-candy to derail threads. It proved very effective - if man-candy wasn't your thing, you'd avoid the thread like the plague because you didn't want to see it. If it was your thing, you instead paid attention to the man-candy instead of whatever inane thing was happening beforehand.

For a while, things were very raunchy but soon guidelines were put in place. If it is too bad to show up in a Victoria's Secret or Calvin Klein magazine, it's too bad for the guild. Absolutely zero crotch-nuzzling allowed,


[I]Contra Fates, in all herhis glory[/url]


(Donated by Jorick)
Used to summon me to glitterbomb threads. c.2013

Corollary: Cillianbombing
To counterbalance things for contra:

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If someone has more images they think need to be shown/a write up let me know and I'll put it here

[I need a sample blorb turn here]

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Various blorb fan-art and memorabilia:
From Jorick:







"Oh shit, this one. This is Blippo, pretty sure Sophi made this gif. Blippo has a story crafted mostly by Sophi and I, which I already had in an Imgur album so I'll go ahead and link that below the image."
[url=imgur.com/a/ugICN]Album[/ur]

By Sherlock Holmes

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One of the largest threads in spam history, it eventually overtook all others in terms of sheer post-count.

The following testimonials are available:

[i]The pointless thread began as another of Nat's numerous inanities, fated to become lost in the depths of Spam like most of his threads. It randomly coincided with an influx of newbies to Spam, however, and ended up being hijacked as a casual conversation thread for them - a subcommunity within Spam that differed immensely from the rest of Spam, which, ultimately, caused friction and drama and complaining on both sides. The original six or so newbies who blew the pointless thread up were joined by others, both old and new, their numbers incrementally going. The pointless thread eventually became one of the largest threads on RPG with, I believe, nigh on 40000 posts, before at long last being abandoned as its members either drifted off-site or integrated a little more fully with the rest of Spam. It received several necros before finally being locked for good.[/quote][/i] - Halo, participant

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"Pointless thread was a thread Posted by me to keep a lot of my pointlessness stuff inside. but then newbs came in turned it into a gross imitation of my creation, also it was the highest posted in thread of spam."
"Pointless thread...had more posts in it then Free section of the guild."
- natsumehack, creator
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Do you have any you want to share? Post and I'll add it! (No dexfoot pls)
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The ridiculously huge "pointless thread" that Nat made and a group of others (I can try to remember names) kept going until it was one of the largest threads on Oldguild.

Was the autoplay crazy train not a thing for a while, too?

Dolphin tits.
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Oh man, I forgot about that alignment chart with the rotated images. It's fucking great, especially the double rotated one. I still have my wizard set somewhere.

I have a bunch of crap from the days of Tinychat and its associated whiteboard. Lemme go see if I have anything cool worth posting.
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Oh, and Grif's massive Spamily map and the associated shenanigans.
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DEXFOOT!
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Halo said
The ridiculously huge "pointless thread" that Nat made and a group of others (I can try to remember names) kept going until it was one of the largest threads on Oldguild.


sorry, i believe in historical revisionism
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Jorick said
I have a bunch of crap from the days of Tinychat and its associated whiteboard. Lemme go see if I have anything cool worth posting.


my favorite time period, naturally.
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Spam Confessions.

I don't have any of these things archived, I'm just hoping someone else does.
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Alex said
sorry, i believe in historical revisionism


^ Proof it's not really Sora.
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Halo said
Spam Confessions.I don't have any of these things archived, I'm just hoping someone else does.


ah man I enjoyed the one I ran. Funny enough it never truly 'died', it had started to lose activity but it was the guild going down last december that ended mine.
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Alex said
sorry, i believe in historical revisionism


And I believe that ridiculous amounts of hilarious teen-induced drama that riles up the rest of Spam in a highly amusing fashion doesn't require revision, but you're the curator of this Spamuseum, I suppose.
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And I believe that ridiculous amounts of hilarious teen-induced drama that riles up the rest of Spam in a highly amusing fashion doesn't require revision, but you're the curator of this Spamuseum, I suppose.


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Rocketman chronicles

Sophistimoth

Bunnay losing Queen of RPG to Sora and the fallout. Sora rpg queen 4lyfe

Picture of Hank wearing Elmo and weird little fuzzy things on him

Viv's ragequit

Blorbs!
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Picture of Hank wearing Elmo and weird little fuzzy things on him

Viv's ragequit


Check the last hider, I put it there :p

Also I know someone must have taken a screenshot of viv's raegquit, it was so glorious
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I feel like 90% of these artefacts are pre-2012. lol
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I feel like 90% of these artefacts are pre-2012. lol


Clearly they all Post fall things Sora has dress up as Pre fall.
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Who's Viv?
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natsumehack said
Clearly they all Post fall things Sora has dress up as Pre fall.


what the devil
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Who's Viv?


The biggest attention whore of them all. A glorious woman who went down in a frothing fit of flame and venom! And the reason dexfoot ever became a thing xD
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